@icecoldlava thats narsty

Intresting @CarterIndustries

@CarterIndustries @XVIindustries once we were playing soccer, and this other guy looked up to the sky cuz that's where the ball was and just then a piece of pigeon poop fell right in his eye.

We get pigeons, big feral ones too, they come in flocks of about 25, me and my cousins worked as a somewhat farm hand. Me and my oldest cousin and my grandpa would take care of the pigeons and blackbirds. The cats and dogs would help with that, we trained a German Shepard to find the pigeons and blackbirds that we shot and bring it to us so we could feed it to the farm cats that took care of the rats and mice. And my sister and the rest of the younger cousins would pick the vegetables from the garden, they would also water the flowers, then we would cook some food and bring it out to my grandma and great grandpa, and maybe my grandpa if he wasn't help shoot. So... basically the black birds and skyrats were the most important animal on the farm.@XVIindustries

Pigeons- rats with wings @CarterIndustries

Ok... That is pretty fair, at least you don't get pigeons, I bet blackbirds are like pigeons for u guys out there...@CarterIndustries

@XVIindustries I like blackbirds, but they were making the cows sick by pooping in there feed, one cow died from it.

@XVIindustries That's when you run in the shower and wash yourself, with two bars of soap

So true@CarterIndustries

:'(

@XVIindustries i was hunting blackbirds inside of a barn and a cow sneezed when I was behind it, it pooped all over me

Ouch, once I fell headfirst into cow crap lol
It was so embarrassing @Minecrafta15

I have permanently scarred my elbows from falling off my bike again and again, while the previous wound was healing. I have face painted a mailbox on my bike. And cut my pointer finger so bad that they had to glue it shut with a Swiss Army Knife trying to close it.

@JovianPat lol

@CarterIndustries lolwut. Actually I nearly got bitten by a snake once because I was holding a rat on my hand

@JovianPat lol, I've seen a snake poop out a rat's body

My brother got bitten by a snake on the head and he was bleeding, the snake was my pet and apparently it was hungry so it became very aggressive. The snake was Python reticulatus and it was non-venomous. He said he only felt itchy on his head and he simply walked away. We still have the snake, but it's on my cousin's house.

And the image of the car i nearly got hit by is seared into my memories, as it was a junky looking black honda civic with a male driver.... yay, go brain!

Ive been hit twice in the jewels by a soccerball, and been hit 5 times by a speeding baseball into my back and butt... and once i was 5 and went down a sidewalk slope by a wall of my house (the ramp led down to another sidewalk which takes you around a curve and to the front of my house) my reflexes didnt remember what you had to do to brake (pedal backwards) and kept pedaling forwards and crashed headfirst (or rather, front wheel first) into the side of the wall and hit my jewels on the bar thats connected between your seat and handlebars... hurt for a while, but ive recovered... another incedent i almost got hit by a car while i was crossing the street to go to school when some jerk tries to turn early and nearly nailed me... my reflexes actually saved me, by making my jump onto the center divide before getting pancaked... yay, go reflexes, theyve learned!

@CrazyAirLines ouch ouch ouch

If we're comparing injuries... I once hit my head while trying to grind a curb on rollerblades. I slid off the wrong way and came down with my noggin on the concrete curb. It was weird, I jumped up to land on this curb and the next instant I'm standing, and there are like 6 of my friends standing around me telling me to just sit down. That weirded me out. I told everyone to back up and I went to skate of and collect myself. I then realized that the left side of my body wasn't working right. My left leg was dragging and my arm was just hanging. Uh oh... I think I messed myself up. I ended up making my way to my friends car and had them drive me home. I didn't even go to the hospital because I was young and dumb. I regained movement and everything returned normal except a terrible headache. I had a couple of friends stay with me and keep me awake for as long as possible, you aren't supposed to sleep with a head wound. Aaaaaannnd.... here I am today. I legitimately gave myself brain damage. Anyways, I hope you feel better dude.

The poor guy couldn't sit down afterwards! It was so hilarious tho, he was being an ass as saying this like look at me I'm the best, and the bam he goes over the top and lands headfirst in a wasp infested bramble thicket lol, Mother Nature does not approve of your boasting, have a nice day XD @CarterIndustries

@XVIindustries those brambles would hurt

I once had an accident where one of these ended up in the back of my right leg, it was agony blood everywhere and I ended up with a scar that looks like a shark bite lol it made 4 neat holes in me about a cm deep, surprisingly I got back on my bike a few weeks later and won like 5 gold medals at the end of my racing season lol, I may have re-opened it a few times on the way XD the poor guys behind me lol, even tho it was painful, I still laught about it! And the funny thing was, what caused the crash was something funnier! The day before I complained to the city council about a dangerous slab that was sticking out of the ground,mint was one of those ones with bumps on so blind guys can see where the road is, the next day I decided to check out an alleyway it was summer, so had shorts on and short sleeves, I didn't know where the alley would take me, but yeah it had to take me right over that slab and cause a horrible crash and I had no protection for my legs cause summer, yep officially 2nd worst bike crash I've attended, (my friend was showing off doing tricks on a dirt ramp in the woods and he fell into a load of brambles and nettles and wasps nests, how mother natures says I hate you lol) but anyway, enough of me rambling on, I has stuffs to do!

@XVIindustries I remember playing rugby, i tackled a guy about 10 kilos heavier than me, lifted him right up, his studs cut me right between my eye and the temple... so lucky