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The pain of a bearded dragon

2,613 Tythatguy1312  5.1 years ago

For those of you who follow my twitter or Reddit you may know I have a Bearded Dragon (M, 4 months old). Well here's some of the funnier things he's done.

Thrown himself off the kitchen counter
Thrown himself into the kitchen sink
Dug his substrate like a * Tarantula
Thrown himself onto the living room floor
Ran under my bed
Ran under my table
Pooped on me
Pooped on my bed
Smeared poop on my mother
Thrown himself onto my dog
Thrown himself off my dog
Bit me
Bit my dad
Ripped a locust in half
And he became addicted to a dead Thomas the tank engine spinoff from the late 80's.

I've only had him for 3 weeks. Help.

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    And i have this weird white fish that likes to die and only leave my fish tank with only one sad guppy

    5.1 years ago
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    Sounds like he needs a therapist.

    5.1 years ago
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    28.0k Armyguy1534

    I have a bearded dragon too that's 4 years old and I have a corn snake that likes to bite me

    5.1 years ago
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    Compare that to 2 dogs 1cat 3 snakes and about 5 fish i have counted them recently

    5.1 years ago
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    24.4k NoGoCars

    @CruzerBlade compare that with 6 cats, 2 of which are rescued, and one nearly got murdered by 2 dogs and left out to die when we found him.

    5.1 years ago
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    13.1k CruzerBlade

    compare that with 4 cats, one is a rescued stray

    5.1 years ago
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    223 GTAPRO

    My chinchilla has done much worse I’ve had her for 4 years now and she’s destroyed at least 5 of my crazy head sets killed my gaming pc at has done over 5k worth of damage@Badplanesdotnet

    5.1 years ago
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    223 GTAPRO

    Believe me chinchillas are worse.... much worse @BlackhattAircraft

    5.1 years ago
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    @BlackhattAircraft the only good thing is I also like the thing he became addicted to so that's the least of the problems. But he is really petty.

    5.1 years ago
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    Lol, tortious are hard to take care of too, but that seems like a nightmare

    5.1 years ago