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Nerfaddict's explanations PT3: Interview with Nerfaddict PT1

29.9k Nerfaddict  4.8 years ago

Speaker: Outside messengers
So we experienced a small glitch the the transmission to you humans on the 2125 E-10. We corrected the problems and Nerfaddict had a transmission file collecting dust that he wanted to put out: An interview from 7 days ago

playing: "NRFADCT Interview.RCRD

Speaker: Interviewer
"So many here wanted to know more of who you are as a person"

Speaker: Nerfaddict
"So a fair percentage of you guys know of a person here on simpleplanes.com going by the name of "Nerfaddict". Well here's a bit more of who I am as a person (or whatever you'd call a half human, half alien like creature)."

Speaker: Interviewer
"Could you expand on that please?"

Speaker: Nerfaddict
"So I materialized into existence on that multi colored ball you guys call "earth" (I refuse to get into the lewd details), but got partly "trancended"(I don't know the name of getting transformed into a creature that can withstand almost anything that can be thrown at it while still looking mostly human) and sent to SPK173 at a somewhat young age, but not young like that "child soldier" thing from the 1900's.

Now both on earth and here on SPK, I've been called: antisocial, a weeb, and a few other things that I disagree with. First off, being antisocial and selectively social are entirely different things. Second off, I prefer "a man of culture".

Onto the personality type, I don't know wth INFJ-T means. I mean sure I'm the biggest contradiction in the metaverse, but why 16 questions for 4 to 5 letters?

As for the physical composition, not sure how to say it other than a mix of Gabriel Luna, Marcus Wright, Kristanna Loken and then some (you might need to look them up).

I've been that "do it all himself" kind of being. But that's mostly because it's hard to find someone who knows what I want/need. I have found a few people who knew such as:
-Takicraft Corporation
-Spikerya
-demonsniper8
-FranzPeterSiegfried (who I once referred to as Nero Claudius due to their name being REEEEdiculasly hard to pronounce)

Now the population here some days has called me: soft (despite the fact that it would take a 100mm AP round to even make a small scratch on me), chill and rather quiet. And some other days: absolutely batshit crazy (I can agree with that, I can be a bit intense and APPARENTLY, that's linked to that INFJ thing {but I don't think it should be that extreme}).

On to something not directly linked to me: the aircraft I've built. So the aircraft I've made are the thing that gave me the Reputation here. They are usually built with the best technology available, while still remaining affordable. And they are usually self tested considering I may have set myself the highest standards of anyone here.

On to other physical things about me:
-Reaction time: 0.02-0.001 seconds (depending on what part of the sensory system is being checked)
-comfortable G Load: 500+ G's
-Max G Load: 1000+ G's
-visual Field of view: 100° in both directions
-Sensory Field of view: 360° overall"

Speaker: Interviewer
"That was quite a bit of information. Next question: have you done anything you wish you shouldn't have?*

Speaker: Nerfaddict
"Now everyone has at least one regret they live with, those who don't are lying. Now I have 2 things I regret, they are: Robbing a graveyard in search of something to eat (even though I wasn't hungry), and the origins of T-1 (but not as much as the first one)."

Speaker: Interviewer
"That first one doesn't come as much of a surprise to me"

Speaker: Nerfaddict
Yep, imagine how I felt getting caught halfway through some dead thing's left lung."

Speaker: Interviewer
"Let's move on to less gruesome things. So you have a small regret on the origins if T-1, why?"

Speaker: Nerfaddict
"THIS is why!"

Speaker: Interviewer
"That explains why it can carry such a weapons payload"

Nerfaddict
"Yep"

Speaker: Interviewer
"So why do you think you were transferred here?"

Speaker: Nerfaddict
"..."
"..."
"..."
"______!!!!!!!!!!"

Speaker: Interviewer
!!!

static

End of "NRFADCT Interview.RCRD"

Speaker: Outside messengers
O_O
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"Ok, so that took an unexpectedly disturbing and dark turn. Also explains why we haven't heard from the one who Interviewed him since."

Speaker: Nerfaddict
So that might have crossed a few humane lines, my apologies.

End of Transmission

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    9,275 UraniumOxide

    @Nerfaddict Ok. Good.

    4.8 years ago
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    29.9k Nerfaddict

    @MrPorg137 then I MIGHT look into that

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    9,275 UraniumOxide

    @Nerfaddict Uhhhhhhhh...
    Maybe?

    4.8 years ago
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    29.9k Nerfaddict

    @MrPorg137 do they have the power to broadcast hundreds of light years away?

    4.8 years ago
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    9,275 UraniumOxide

    Um...
    Shall I call the phone company?

    4.8 years ago