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I think I saw a cow man or something

2,016 AerialAerialTheSnake  4.8 years ago

This happened to me yesterday. I was driving home from school in my car, a red Subaru Crosstrek, when I saw something run out onto the road in front of me. At first I though it was just an idiot jaywalking, but I looked closer. It was white with black blotches on its hide, and it had a very thin layer of fur covering its body. On its head, it had 2 horns protruding from the top of its skull. It also had hooves on its feet and it had the hands of a man. It was also bipedal. Wanting to see what it was, I turned on my left turn indicator and proceeded to pull over. By the time I was able to get off the road, the thing was already off the road, right in front of me. To be honest, I was expecting to see a crazed lunatic in a cow costume. As I got out of my car, the thing stopped and turned its head toward me. To my horror, this thing wasn’t a man. It had the face of a cow, but it’s teeth were odd. The front teeth just protruded out of its mouth. They weren’t serrated, but they weren’t flat. They looked human. That’s what scared me. Then the thing let out this sound. It wasn’t a moo. It sounded like someone screaming through a bullhorn. I booked it. I jumped into my car, started the engine, and proceeded to get the hell out of there. Before I could shift into reverse, I looked in front of me to see the thing running toward me. Now completely panicking, I shifted into reverse and floored the gas pedal, shooting myself onto the road. Thankfully, no cars were around at the time, so a collision didn’t occur. As I shifted into drive and sped off, I looked back at the thing. It was just standing there, looking pissed. I don’t remember how fast I drove away, but I must have pushed it over 90. Back at home, my parents noticed that I was pale. They asked what was wrong. I told them everything. To my surprise, my dad said he saw something too, but though it was just a drunk man in a costume or something. I’ve seen some realistic costumes, but I can assure you, what I saw was no man in a costume. I didn’t get a bit of sleep last night, and now I’m tired as hell. I keep thinking that it’s going to find me and finish what it started. I’ve already had a rough week, and I’m not going to live in fear of that thing coming to get me. So tomorrow, I’m getting my pellet gun, and I’m taking that thing down.

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    @AerialFighterSnakes
    A cop? Maybe those strawberries were laced with something that cops would chase you for having... like LSD

    4.7 years ago
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    I think I should lay off the strawberries a bit. They make me hallucinate. Btw, this story is exaggerated. What I was actually running from was a cop.@ArcturusAerospace

    4.7 years ago
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    19.1k Defalt1

    No picture = E

    +2 4.8 years ago
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    This is what happens when you do drugs. Don't do drugs, kids. They're bad.

    +2 4.8 years ago
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    24.4k NoGoCars

    Either is a furry with a really high end costume or this is fake.

    +3 4.8 years ago
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    9,275 UraniumOxide

    <Insert the new clown craze here>

    +3 4.8 years ago
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    26.7k Gameboi17

    Remember to give it the "offtopic" tag, otherwise, this will be removed

    4.8 years ago