Speaker: Nerfaddict(IRL)
"So as of 11:45 on June 19th, 2020, I have finished school for the summer. But I don't really feel like I won at all: The cost was 449K people dead, Several Billions of people put in a situation they didn't want to, and potentially my own sanity. Well i heard things are going to start opening up a bit next week, so i guess i have something to look forward to i guess."

Speaker: A.L.H-1 D-45R6
"Well a minor obstruction in my path to greatness has been passed, but at the small cost of a few billion lives. Well this means more activity from me here with the rest of you peasants!"

Speaker: A.L.H-2 X-14D3
"ok...so he seems...overly exuberant over...some meeting he had to attend daily. so well i don't quite get his...enthusiasm, i do feel good...for him."

Speaker: Nerfaddict(IRL)
"Ok so you people may be "wondering what just happened". well let me explain:

-A.L.H-1 D-45R6:
a "person" i conceptualized as a way of purging my somewhat dark sense of humour, and due to the need to have a "human form that isn't truly me" due to FOIP. As a result, they as "Less sane than what is socially acceptable" in current times.
However as time goes on, in my opinion, his "Sanity" has been deteriorating as a result of my Increasingly darker sense of humour.

-A.L.H-2 X-14D3:
Created somewhat on the spot after the interview incident (even i, his creator feels he crossed the line in what he was actually designed for). Based on my personality. Used when either D-45R6 starts going a bit too far, or when he might say something "Ban Worthy", in which they proceed to take the wheel. The frequent pauses are based on something i tend to do in certain situations.

Nerfaddict(IRL)
-used when my true opinion on current events and situations is needed.

Speaker: Nerfaddict(IRL)
"So that should explain a who they are as "Human beings":
"a semi psychotic human/cybernetic organism hybrid who also owns a multi trillion dollar company that uses near incomprehensible technologies" and "A similar type of being who makes sure the other one doesn't cross the line".

Ok this sounds more and more like a tv worthy sitcom in the making as time goes on

Well that's all i have to say for now, stay safe, don't catch the covid, and i guess we'll all ride this out together.

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