Not me, please move along, I cannot legally buy a lottery ticket, so that means, I can’t vote, so that means I can’t go to a polling place, which means I can’t go into town, which means I can’t catch covid, which means I don’t have to stay isolated in my house, which means I can go outside, which means I can get covid for real, which means I can stay home, which means I have to try and survive covid, which means I can die, which means I can have a funeral, which means some people come bring my corpse roses, which means two people bump into each other, which means they meet at my funeral, which means they talk, which means they become friends, which means they go to the 7-11, which means they buy a lottery ticket, which means they won the 20 million dollars I never got to win, which means they die within 7 years.
You see, COVID-19 is over 18, meaning it can’t legally touch you. Which means children like you and me are immune!
@WiiMini
Me: Uno Skip
@UltraLight
Covid: Uno Reverse
I have never wished death to someone on their birthday, but covid, would you: Just. Freaking. Die.
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Happy birthday covid
@Brendorkus children with covid: yesn't
@Brendorkus wow
@Brendorkus
You Sir Are A Legend, Congratulations o7
Lol @Brendorkus
@Brendorkus lmao good one
Just remember to die in a place where you can have a funeral @WiiMini
@WiiMini
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i would like to talk to you
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no money
I just hate when that happens
@Learpot ahh yes indeed
Very relatable aswell
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