Now, you may be wondering; "Why hasn't the Times been making newspapers of late?" Well, that answer is simple. Our main office was destroyed in the nuclear terrorist attack on Silkhaven about a week ago. Because of this, and the ongoing radiation cleanup operation, we cannot make daily or even weekly, newspaper posts.
Thank you for understanding,
Phil Waller, Senior Editor
@SheriffHackdogMCPE Wonderful news.
To here is the good news: we have knocked down the Islamic Republic of Maywar
Unacceptable