(7:29pm) SonicAlert Message
GLOBAL THREAT IMMINENT
SECOND COMING OF CHRIST
Areas affected:
All political divisions nationwide
THIS IS NOT A TEST
PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES
(message sent 7:29pm)
GLOBAL THREAT IMMINENT
SECOND COMING OF CHRIST
Areas affected:
All political divisions nationwide
THIS IS NOT A TEST
PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES
(message sent 7:29pm)
(8:19pm) SonicAlert Message
This is a false alarm. There is no reported threat. Repeat. False alarm. Please remain calm. We apologize for the inconvenience caused.
(message sent 8:19pm)
Heil Hackdog!