So once there was 3 lil piggies and one made a house out of straws, the wolf came and blew it down. It ate the pig and used the straw as a toothpick. The next pig made a house out of sticks, the wolf came and blew it down. It ate the pig and used the sticks as toilet paper. The third pig made a house out of brick and hired a SB39 to protect it. The wolf came and said “what is that loud noice?” And then the SB39 came and turned the wolf into a big explosion. The end.
Once upon a time, I was on Simple Planes, in the forums, I clicked on one of them, named "a story", I then started to read, after a few seconds of total incomprehension, and weariness, I unfortunately decided to leave the forum, but I first decided to write this story first.