Two people are walking in the desert, one gets bit in the butt by a rattlesnake. The friend leaves to go find a doctor, to which the doctor says he has to suck the venom out. The friend returns to his injured comrade on the ground. The comrade asks “what did he say” and the friend answers “doctor says you’re gonna die.”
@SPairforce ye
@JuanNotAnAlt
😒 seriously
@SPairforce might be a fake doctor, Ima need a horny doctor xD
@SPairforce Yeah. Next time wear boots.
@BeastHunter
In that case they’re screwed, because the doctor doesn’t seem to be particularly helpful.
@JuanNotAnAlt No, if they are infected than the only hope is anti-venom.
@BeastHunter but will the person get infected which sucks the venom out?
@JuanNotAnAlt Yes, because the goal of sucking the venom out is removing it from your bloodstream, not infecting you.
@SPairforce jk jk
@JuanNotAnAlt
Please don’t mention that kind of stuff.
@BeastHunter imagine that snake has bitten the deez nuts and the poison is injected, is sucking still allowed in such situation? Lmfao xD
@BeastHunter
Well, the people in this story are stupid, so they don’t know about a tourniquet.
@SPairforce Sucking venom out is actually a real life last resort for saving someone from snakebite. Although you should probably fashion a tourniquet to stop the venom from infecting the bloodstream first.
Lol
@BeastHunter
Considering that the doctor told the guy to suck venom out, I think we can throw realism out the window, it’s purely meant to be a form of dark humor.
If he was alive long enough for his friend to walk off, find and talk to a doctor, and return, the venom is probably non lethal or the snake was non-venomous. Then again, I could be wrong.