@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Woah i typed so much it cut off.
Oh well.
Ending: Continued.
Korzalerkes PS3 and PS4 may never have existed. Same with the PS1. Anyway, while ColonelCanada was writing this he discovered that fan fiction is incredibly fun to write but you can't stop. Like seriously, you can't. Please help.
Days passed...months...the school year was now coming to a close. Korzalerke now has a huge hatred for their father, and their father does not realise that what they did has forever messed up Korzalerke. The end of the year IQ test was now taking place, which Korzalerke scored...hold on thats a lotta numbers...uhh...lets just say that they scored...more than the average smart-ass. Oh yeah Korzalerke also got a PS3 and discovered the joys of losing 500-300 in a modern warfare match because of some stupid person with a sniper that can quick scope faster than beasthunter upvotes...
Korzalerkes PS2: oh boy i can't wait to come out of this cupboard and have Korzalerke play that star wars game for 5 hours straight.
Korzalerkes PS1: Don't get your hopes up. I have been sitting here for 5 years now, waiting.
Korzalerkes PS2: skill issue. continues waiting 3 years pass
Korzalerkes PS2: what year is it?...
Korzalerkes PS1: stopped counting after awhile. I stopped at 2007. cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS3: where am i? All i remember was a lot of yelling...a pissed of Korzalerke who slammed their door a bit too hard...being unplugged violently...then more yelling.
Korzalerkes PS2: wow, sounds rough.
Korzalerkes PS1: Do you know what year it is?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, its 2012. Why?
Korzalerkes PS1 and PS2: what?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, 2012. 5 years later
Korzalerke: Oh boy, a PC! Thanks!!! yeets PS4 cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS4: ugh...what happened?
Korzalerkes PS3: you got violently thrown, by the looks of it. By the way, what year is it?
Korzalerkes PS4: 2017, why?
Korzalerkes PS3: No reason...by the way, do you know how to ressurect the dead? PS1 kinda died.
Korzalerkes PS2: Sad...anyway I wonder when Korzalerke wants to play star wars? Its still in me waiting to be booted up! 2021
Korzalerke: Im moving out! grabs stuff
Hmm...looks in a cupboard
Woah a bunch of playstations...playing cards? Hm. grabs all of them sets them up at new house
Korzalerke: heh...memories. Why would I need them when I have a RTX999999999999999 graphics card and a top of the line gaming computer? looking at steam one day
SimplePlanes...looks cool.
wow this game...looks like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
**Korzalerke went on to quit SimplePlanes after a few months, return, quit for a few hours again, return again, and gain almost 9k points.
Korzalerkes PS1 never booted up again, and Korz
The pound symbol (£) is not in any way used in math, making the "correct" answer from the first chapter invalid! desk slam What do you have to say in your defense?
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII Day of meeting
Teacher: Mrs. blank, Mr. blank, your gender Korzalerke has been failing all their classes lately.
Math? Grades went down 79% in one day because of this test the class had to take as a refresher.
Science? Grades are now 60% down because Korzalerke didn't know what the aerodynamics of a bulbasaur were. etc.
Mrs. blank: Korzalerke, thats it. No more PS2 for...however long it takes you to get your grades up.
Mr. blank: your gonna die when we get home...that ps2 is also gonna pay...making mygendera failure!
Korzalerke: oh no.
Teacher: Korzalerke also talks a lot in class and is a bit of the class clown...
Mr. blank: Oh are you now? That PS2 will never see the light of day again. And neither will you. We'll talk about this later.... At home
Mr. blank: You will go to school at 6 in the morning, and go home when the street lights come on. That'll ensure success, my father did that to me in unspecified grade, and I turned out fine.
Mrs. blank: is that why you ignore your father everytime you're in the same room with him?
Mr. blank: Thats unrelated. Korzalerke, go to your room and study the aerodynamics of all whatever the Pokemon number is at now Pokemon, and then study your math.....after your beating.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII Korzalerke puts hand up to let teacher know that they are done teacher nods 5 minutes later
Teacher: Okay times up lets go through. 3 minutes later
Ok and now for question 3.
"Find the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year."
This math is so easy, that my unborn child did it in three seconds. The answer is 75@%#;@&'>hwkzgjaozhkaxoh×[@&#>@#&<×>`£○♤■○£•■○£~€☆》○■£•♤☆■•£~9£•♤○¥°9.
*silence
Did everyone get the right answer? everyone except Korzalerke puts hand up
Teacher: Korzalerke, I will schedule a meeting with your parents about your recent failure at preschool math. bell rings
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
We were finding the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year.
@ColonelCanada 1+1=2, 2+2=5, 9+10=21. Therefore, 3x76 and 76x3 are the same, which means that something something exponent something something blablabla multiplication something calculus something something therefore, we can confirm that the energy of an object is in fact it's mass multiplied by the speed of light squared.
Where were we again?
@JustDragon
thanks lol
@ColonelCanada i adore your storytelling ability
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Woah i typed so much it cut off.
Oh well.
Ending: Continued.
Korzalerkes PS3 and PS4 may never have existed. Same with the PS1. Anyway, while ColonelCanada was writing this he discovered that fan fiction is incredibly fun to write but you can't stop. Like seriously, you can't. Please help.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
but wait...there more.
Days passed...months...the school year was now coming to a close. Korzalerke now has a huge hatred for their father, and their father does not realise that what they did has forever messed up Korzalerke. The end of the year IQ test was now taking place, which Korzalerke scored...hold on thats a lotta numbers...uhh...lets just say that they scored...more than the average smart-ass. Oh yeah Korzalerke also got a PS3 and discovered the joys of losing 500-300 in a modern warfare match because of some stupid person with a sniper that can quick scope faster than beasthunter upvotes...
Korzalerkes PS2: oh boy i can't wait to come out of this cupboard and have Korzalerke play that star wars game for 5 hours straight.
Korzalerkes PS1: Don't get your hopes up. I have been sitting here for 5 years now, waiting.
Korzalerkes PS2: skill issue. continues waiting
3 years pass
Korzalerkes PS2: what year is it?...
Korzalerkes PS1: stopped counting after awhile. I stopped at 2007.
cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS3: where am i? All i remember was a lot of yelling...a pissed of Korzalerke who slammed their door a bit too hard...being unplugged violently...then more yelling.
Korzalerkes PS2: wow, sounds rough.
Korzalerkes PS1: Do you know what year it is?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, its 2012. Why?
Korzalerkes PS1 and PS2: what?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, 2012.
5 years later
Korzalerke: Oh boy, a PC! Thanks!!!
yeets PS4
cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS4: ugh...what happened?
Korzalerkes PS3: you got violently thrown, by the looks of it. By the way, what year is it?
Korzalerkes PS4: 2017, why?
Korzalerkes PS3: No reason...by the way, do you know how to ressurect the dead? PS1 kinda died.
Korzalerkes PS2: Sad...anyway I wonder when Korzalerke wants to play star wars? Its still in me waiting to be booted up!
2021
Korzalerke: Im moving out! grabs stuff
Hmm...looks in a cupboard
Woah a bunch of playstations...playing cards? Hm. grabs all of them
sets them up at new house
Korzalerke: heh...memories. Why would I need them when I have a RTX999999999999999 graphics card and a top of the line gaming computer?
looking at steam one day
SimplePlanes...looks cool.
wow this game...looks like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
**Korzalerke went on to quit SimplePlanes after a few months, return, quit for a few hours again, return again, and gain almost 9k points.
Korzalerkes PS1 never booted up again, and Korz
@ColonelCanada Wait a minute...
OBJECTION!The pound symbol (£) is not in any way used in math, making the "correct" answer from the first chapter invalid! desk slam What do you have to say in your defense?
@ColonelCanada Great sequel, 10/10 would read again.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Day of meeting
Teacher: Mrs.
blank, Mr.blank, yourgenderKorzalerke has been failing all their classes lately.Math? Grades went down 79% in one day because of this test the class had to take as a refresher.
Science? Grades are now 60% down because Korzalerke didn't know what the aerodynamics of a bulbasaur were.
etc.
Mrs.
blank: Korzalerke, thats it. No more PS2 for...however long it takes you to get your grades up.Mr.
blank: your gonna die when we get home...that ps2 is also gonna pay...making mygendera failure!Korzalerke: oh no.
Teacher: Korzalerke also talks a lot in class and is a bit of the class clown...
Mr.
blank: Oh are you now? That PS2 will never see the light of day again. And neither will you. We'll talk about this later....At home
Mr.
blank: You will go to school at 6 in the morning, and go home when the street lights come on. That'll ensure success, my father did that to me inunspecified grade, and I turned out fine.Mrs.
blank: is that why you ignore your father everytime you're in the same room with him?Mr.
blank: Thats unrelated. Korzalerke, go to your room and study the aerodynamics of allwhatever the Pokemon number is at nowPokemon, and then study your math.....after your beating.beating noises
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Oh, fans want a part two?
This'll take a second.
@ColonelCanada Man that's one hell of a book, when does volume 2 come out?
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Korzalerke puts hand up to let teacher know that they are done
teacher nods
5 minutes later
Teacher: Okay times up lets go through.
3 minutes later
Ok and now for question 3.
"Find the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year."
This math is so easy, that my unborn child did it in three seconds. The answer is 75@%#;@&'>hwkzgjaozhkaxoh×[@&#>@#&<×>`£○♤■○£•■○£~€☆》○■£•♤☆■•£~9£•♤○¥°9.
*silence
Did everyone get the right answer?
everyone except Korzalerke puts hand up
Teacher: Korzalerke, I will schedule a meeting with your parents about your recent failure at preschool math.
bell rings
@ColonelCanada
Because any number divided by infinity will be infinitely small, so 0. Math is ez.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
We were finding the square root of ⅘⁷ⁿ⁰œ×⁶⅓⅖=X
What is the remainder? Divide X by the number of times a "your mom" joke has been conceived in one elementary school year.
@ColonelCanada 1+1=2, 2+2=5, 9+10=21. Therefore, 3x76 and 76x3 are the same, which means that something something exponent something something blablabla multiplication something calculus something something therefore, we can confirm that the energy of an object is in fact it's mass multiplied by the speed of light squared.
Where were we again?
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
No, 4+7 is 2401.
@ColonelCanada I now see the error of my ways. However, you are also wrong, it's 2401.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
@Dathcha
7+4=28. LmAo iDiOtS.
Tru @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
@Dathcha 7+4=74 math is ez
Nah obviously 500% is 0.39% smh my head😔😔😔😔😔😔@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
@IceCraftGaming
500%=5
5%=0.05
Bro what
@ReinMcDeer what if it really is a poison that kills us slowly. and there is a better gas for us to inhale?
@Dathcha I am a noodle.
I am a dead bird @Kthepersonorguy
you become what you eat
Nope, two negatives equals a positive or something like that @Alisuchanka