When congress had a hearing on UFOs, and people are still talking about the person who pooped on a bed and the guy who played captain jack sparrow:
Breh…
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When congress had a hearing on UFOs, and people are still talking about the person who pooped on a bed and the guy who played captain jack sparrow:
I confuse me. Humans confuse me more, so I’m glad I’m not that low level of scum that pollutes this solar system. Hopefully I’ll help change that soon, but the rovers that keep landing here make it hard to do much without fear of being discovered.
Just sayin’…
@Tsuchiisan
Good one.
@Tsuchiisan
No regrets.
@X99STRIKER Imagine if you were going to have a child, and that happened.
@BeastHunter
Your not wrong, my sense of humor is just dark.
@X99STRIKER Too depressing. Imagine if that happened to you. Would you be here? Think of every accomplishment you have achieved. Every happy moment. Every person you’ve met. And now imagine if it had never happened.
@BeastHunter
Haha.
@BeastHunter
To edgy for ya?
Please don’t ever post like that again. I am very tempted to unfollow you right now.
@X99STRIKER You can make a better one (F-14) here.
@BeastHunter
Got bored of the other one.
I don’t really like this one but oh well.
Why did you change your gravatar?
@MobileGamer21 He is a diversion to keep other people from pursuing it. Where do you think he got all his money? We’re paying him off, of course.
@BeastHunter and then elon musk is saying that he is going to try and make people live on your homeworld
@X99STRIKER what's nice idk what your talking about ;)
@MobileGamer21
Nice. 🤣
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I love that meme
@X99STRIKER
@X99STRIKER People say that it's hard to make me laugh but when i laugh, i make nearby people deaf.
@xNotDumb
Thank you.
People know I don’t actually make these right?
I just get them off the internet.
That was your best meme which you posted 31 minutes ago.
@SheriffHackdogMCPE
“gone, reduced to atoms”
Dude what happened to your bio
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