SNC TO COMMENCE OPERATION ECLIPSE
To combat the recent activities of school-based secret societies, including the Black Merlions of Lunanin High, the Force Armed Response Teams (SNC-HMSU FART) will begin operations to infiltrate "every mafia group that exists".
Inspector Martha Redcrest told the press that FART teams will be deployed at undisclosed locations.
A large success was made when a FART officer chased a group of youths who are believed to be from the Sin Impuridad. The officer singlehandedly covered the youths with a large blanket and made them think that a larger force was surrounding them.
Commissioner Joseph Kai Yao Sip praised the operation, but commented that "some changes will be made to improve its effectiveness".
SPPD SENDS FIRST BATCH OF OFFICERS
The Simpleplanes Police Department sent a batch of officers led by Sgt Rod Trengai to assist the overwhelmed SNC officers.
The officers landed on Avalanche Airport yesterday when the SNC Special Branch gave them warnings of an ambush near the airport.
The ambush did not take place, and it was believed that the Special Branch secretly took them away.
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