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Graingy wants YOU for Eel Army!

41.5k Graingy  1.8 years ago

A disturbance is running amok in the ocean!
Guywhobuildsstuff has been wrecking havoc upon the peaceful eels and fishes who make the seas their home!
Guywhobuildsstuff's doohickeys have taken the eels' batteries, leaving them powerless to stop the onslaught of missiles! Like some sort of Anti-Splatoon.
We at Graingy feel the need to fight against this!
True, our response may be a tad bit late, and out strength already occupied by other things, but I assure you that we will support any who come to the aid of the eels!( * )
That includes potentially hitting Guywhobuildsstuff's house with a cruise missile while they watch TV in the morning.
Because this is so late after their attacks.
Vengeance, or something.
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Lend your assistance, and receive pay of $0.99 a day!( * * )


( * ) If we at Graingy don't like you, you may just end up thrown from a plane as makeshift chaff. A great chance to learn to skydive! Apply today!
( * * ) Soian dollars, roughly similar value to CAD. If your country does not allow conversions from SOD, tough luck sucks to suck apply now.

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    1,850 Subsere

    Huh.

    1.1 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii
    Bitch.

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy hmmp hmmph. (eels are delicious though)

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii to blow up the eel touchers

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy hmmpph hmmph? (tor boat? what is that?)

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii i take that as a yes.
    How many emeralds for a torpedo boat?
    Without the pedo, preferably.

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy hmmph.

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Yes can I have new trades now

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy hmnmmphhh...

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii I can see the storm cloud effects already...

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy hmmph! hmmph! hmmph! hnnmmmhh... silence

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Choking villager noises

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy hmmphhmhhhph!

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Villager noises

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy hmhh

    +1 1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii yeah! Just like that!

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy oopf

    +1 1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii penicillin moment

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy idk, that's a great idea though, i was thinking more to the line of oof but with a more pressed "f" to signify twice the oof

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii oops and oof?
    Combined!?!
    Why wasn't that a word earlier?!

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy oopf

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii I had too much rest.
    Slept until 5:30, now I’m in BIIIG trouble.
    Had like 11alarms set too.

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy happy new year bud, have a good rest and party!

    1.3 years ago
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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Happy New Years....
    in less than an hour.
    Whatever. I'm calling it for the night.
    Cya

    1.3 years ago
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    90.7k Monarchii

    @Graingy aight, later 👍

    +1 1.3 years ago
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