TVCU'S FIRST ARRESTS

Utilizing modified budget cars, the SNC's Tactical Vehicle Crime Unit made their first arrests just a few minutes after their formation.
Under Operation Humpty Z (read as "zed"), the TVCU, armed with budget cars that are modified and tuned up, the TVCU has made 500 arrests in a minute.
Just now, an arrest was made due to a report of a stolen Gumpert Bestburg being driven recklessly at Avalanche Airport. The suspect remarked that "those sneaky bobbies from the Tacvecu got him proper".
His accomplice, seemingly agreeing with his remarks, said the following:
"Well, I must say, the absolute audacity of those infernal snobs from the Snowstone's Tacti-crooks Brigade! They've gone and spoiled everything with their clandestine charade. How dare they disrupt our meticulously crafted operation! I'm positively livid, darling. It's an absolute outrage!"
The TVCU has made a tradition of keeping a copy of the remarks made by arrested drivers. We'll show you much of them, and you'll pick which one is the best in the comments below!
•"Oh my freaking days, those Snowstone wannabe narcs in their undercover whip just ruined my vibe! Like, seriously, who do they think they are? Cramping my style and slapping me with a speeding charge? Talk about a major buzzkill! I'm so over it, these posh pigs need to chillax and find someone else to hassle. Ugh, total losers!"
•Oh my dear heavens, you have no idea what a jolly escapade I've had! So, like, picture this: I was merely indulging in a few glasses of bubbly at the most happening soirée, living my best life, when those snooping Snowstone undercover snitches come along and ruin all the fun! Can you even believe it? I mean, I'm a total socialite, darling, this is, like, so not on-brand for me. Anyway, I tried telling them that my dance moves were just too fabulous for their breathalyzer test, but they weren't having any of it. Like, hello? Can't a girl have a bit of tipsy twirl without being harassed by these wannabe fuzz? It's an absolute travesty, I tell you! I'm, like, filing a complaint as soon as my lawyer, who happens to be my dad's bestie, gets back from his yacht trip. This whole situation is so hashtag unfair!
•"Yo, gotta give props where they're due. I gotta admit, those Snowstone undercover ride-busters really know how to put the brakes on our street shenanigans. I mean, damn, their moves were slicker than ice on the asphalt. They shut down our underground racing like they were straight outta a Hollywood flick. Respect, man. I may be sitting here in cuffs, but I gotta say, those cats got some serious skills. Mad love for the game, even if I got caught slippin'."
In the next issues of the Gazette, we will include a section dedicated to the remarks the TVCU got while performing their duties. Stay tuned for Sgt Trainguy's favourite unit's treasures!

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