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Snowstone Gazette (17 Jun 2023)

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LEFANTCHI FAMILY LEADERSHIP ARRESTED, PROTESTS ENSUED

As the Snowstone National Constabulary has knocked down the last criminal organization in Snowstone, the SNC's leadership, expecting for a jubilant crowd at the headquarters in Blue Glacial Park, instead met with protesters.
The protests, organized by youth supporters of the crime family, have expanded out of Blue Glacial Park, with some reaching Bondestone Division. Decked in vintage-inspired attire and sporting dark shades, the teenage girls waved banners adorned with images of the Lefantchi Crime Family and shouted slogans that echoed through the vicinity. Here are a few snippets of their fiery statements:
Sophia "Scarlet Queen" Moretti, 17, exclaimed, "The Lefantchis are legends, ya know! They ran the streets like nobody else. Snowstone thinks they can lock 'em up and take away our heroes? Fuhgeddaboudit! We won't let that happen!"
Carolina "La Bella" Rossi, 16, passionately declared, "The Lefantchis were like family to us, capisce? They held the power, the respect, and now Snowstone's tryin' to tear 'em apart. We're not gonna sit back and watch our legends fall!"
Carmela "The Enforcer" DeLuca, 18, fiercely stated, "They say the Lefantchis were bad, but they had their own code, y'know? They had principles. Snowstone thinks they can lock 'em away and be the heroes? Ha! We won't stand for it!"
Back at the Blue Glacial Park balcony, Commissioner Joseph Kai Yao Sip, in an unwavering tone, was forced to use many microphones due to how loud the protest is. Here are some few snippets journalists have taken before they had their equipment knocked out by the protesters.
"These deluded individuals dare to challenge the authority of the Snowstone National Constabulary. Let me make one thing clear. Those who clearly support those delusions they have, have a risk of becoming one of their delusions."
"Snowstone belongs to the law-abiding citizens, not to those who idolize criminality. We shall crush this rebellion, dismantling any and all criminal organizations that dare to disrupt the harmony and peace we have fought so hard to achieve. For those of you who dare to support these bas[BLEEP]ds, you are f[BLEEP]ed sooner or later."
Meanwhile, as a response to one of the protesters, Chief Superintendent Aideos Meiyo uses wit with his statements. "You said you'll fight tooth and nail, yet we just noticed you haven't cleaned your teeth and nails."
For the next moments, this Gazette shall bring you the protest's updates as soon as possible. The Special Section (dedicated to excuses made by drivers and so) will be paused until further notice. As declared by the Meteorological Office, refer to yesterday's gazette for the weather today and tomorrow, due to how similar the weather is.

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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 Guess they might throw whole cars since the petrol prices have gone up.
    –Insp Tatiana Malönstakki, SNC FART Operator

    1.4 years ago
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    @SamuelJamesCastor

    Ah, Good To Know! Also, Petrol Bombs? Uhmmm... That Sounds... Dangerous And Life Threatening...

    -Sanny Milënstkka, Wright Tourist.

    1.4 years ago
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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 Just a FART operator. Got some word that there might be petrol bombs involved in the protests.
    cleans my helmet and shields
    –Insp Tatiana Malönstakki, SNC Force Armed Response Team

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    @SamuelJamesCastor

    Whoa! Who Are You?

    -Sanny Milënstkka, Wright Tourist.

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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 Oh, that's us.
    –Insp Tatiana Malönstakki, SNC Force Armed Response Team

    1.4 years ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    Man, Its Been A Mess Lately In Snowstone, Also, Why Is There A Strange Black Van That Is Waiting Outside A Hotel? And WHY Is The People Inside The Van Have Ski Masks On?

    -Sanny Milënstkka, Wright Tourist Reading This Newspaper While Sitting On An Outdoor Cafe Seat

    +1 1.4 years ago