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Snowstone Gazette (23 Jun 2023)

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CONSTABLE RUNS ON FIELDS FOR BOOZE

Amidst the chaos created by LCF loyalists in Jansted Division, one constable seems like he can't be caught by loyalist snipers while running 1km back and forth, to get 500 crates of vodka!
Meet Constable Gennady Barashankov, the constable who risked his own life to boost the morale of his colleagues in one of the mobile outposts there. Ever wondered where he gets the morale boosters? He just gets them from a nearby bar, which served as an evacuation area for the residents.
Cst Barashankov stated to the press that he "just wanted to brighten the spirits of his team". His superior, Sergeant Patrice Bendickson, gave him the Hero of the City State medal for "improving the team's morale in the midst of great chaos".
After all, he served as an inspiration not only to the City State, but also to the Wright Islanders for his dedication.

KPPS MAKES A GOOD LANDING ON SNOWSTONE SHORES

A significant development unfolded today as the first contingent of officers from the Krakabloan Public Protection Squad (KPPS) landed on Snowstone's shorelines, joining forces with the Snowstone National Constabulary (SNC) in their relentless pursuit of wanted Lefantchi Crime Family loyalists. These criminals were responsible for a string of petrol-bomb attacks targeting five bars near Blue Glacial Park, causing widespread damage and fear within the community.
Led by Senior Assault Unit Leader Margarete von Arsenholzt, the KPPS officers have been deployed to provide crucial assistance to the SNC in apprehending the fugitive loyalists. Accompanying von Arsenholzt are Chief Assault Leader Dieter Sterlingson and Senior Squad Leader Gretchen Sakanori, seasoned officers known for their unwavering dedication to maintaining law and order.
However, the presence of the KPPS officers has drawn particular attention from Lefantchi Crime Family loyalists, who perceive the joint operation as a direct threat to their criminal activities. Anonymous sources within the criminal underworld have reported a heightened sense of paranoia among the loyalist ranks, with rumors of internal conflicts and attempts to evade capture intensifying.
The collaboration between the Krakabloan Public Protection Squad and the Snowstone National Constabulary marks a critical step in dismantling the criminal activities of the Lefantchi Crime Family. Both forces are committed to conducting a thorough investigation, gathering evidence, and bringing the perpetrators to justice.
As the operation unfolds, law enforcement agencies assure the public that their safety remains a top priority. Commissioner Joseph Kai Yao Sip expressed gratitude for the support of the KPPS and emphasized that their joint efforts signify a united front against criminal elements.

WEATHER

Mmm. Today's weather, I shall describe, hmm?
Clouds, scattered they are. Bright patches, the sun may pierce. A mix of warmth and coolness, the air carries. Yes, hmmm.
Tomorrow's forecast, I shall reveal, hmm?
A change, there shall be. Storm clouds, they gather. Rain, it shall pour from the heavens. Thunder and lightning, a spectacle to behold, hmm?
Prepare, you must, for the wet embrace of the rain. Seek shelter, keep dry, hmm? Umbrellas and raincoats, you shall require.
Always remember, the weather's unpredictability. Plan, you should, accordingly. Adapt, you must, to nature's whims, hmm?
That is all, hmm? Stay vigilant and may the Force guide you through the ever-changing skies, hmm?