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THEY HAD ONE JOB

Crane operators of the Snowstone Utility Service were involved with the disaster that happened at the Sarnobal Nuclear Plant.
The operators, identified as Hermann Feltson and Heinrich Himselstein, were attempting to lift an object that weighs 1669kg to move it away from the plant's walls. The attempted lifting resulted to the crane tipping forward and collapsing.
The senior leadership team of the Utility Service were ordered to go to the Reisennmoska Hospital to laugh at the operators, who were having fun even though the crane crashed.
This incident cost the service a pretty small Sn50000.

CAPTURE THE COMMISSIONER'S HEART UPDATES

For the first game, which is "Haha Paperwork Go Brrr", Isabella "The Enchantress" Rodriguez finished first, with 05:50:56.74 on her record and the spirit to never succumb to bribes and fixers. Sofia "The Seducer" Blackwood managed to finish with 06:01:59.99 due to a 30 minute penalty for bribing the licensing officer.
We all know who is the last one of the three competitors, if you read yesterday's gazette. With a time of 7:01:54.90 due to a 7 hour penalty for getting a fixer to do it for her, we know she's messed up.
The second game, which is "Donut Temptations", is being prepared. The rules are simple, whoever can tempt the Commissioner into eating a donut in the shortest time possible will be crowned winner!

Weather

PROVIDED TO YOU BY THE SNOWSTONE METEOROLOGICAL OFFICE

From 07:00 to 13:00 this day, light rain was received by the northern parts of the city. The temperatures reached a maximum of 23°C. Expect the same thing tomorrow, however rains will be strong.