Headlines

RECKLESS DRIVING CAUSED TWO DEATHS

A report from the Transport Corps led the SNC to a serious car crash near the Eperanio Santos Highway.
Witnesses told that they saw two men arguing while the car was swerving down the highway, leading to the unexpected crash. Investigators found traces of alcohol on the bodies which are still unidentified as of now. The car was investigated by technicians, and it proved the car was in "perfect condition".

DONUT TEMPTATIONS

Alright, here's the report about the second game of the "Capture the Commissioner's Heart" challenge!
Sofia "The Seducer" Blackwood won first, after managing to tempt SNC's Commissioner to eat a chocolate and vanilla donut she made for him in 01.53 seconds. Things are really unclear, does Commissioner Kai like the donut or does he like the one who made it?
Emily "The Sweetheart" Johnson managed to tempt him to eat a strawberry donut in 15.54 seconds. Not great, not terrible.
Isabella "The Enchantress" Rodriguez went disappointingly last in this game, managing to tempt him to eat a fruit cocktail donut for 59.34 seconds. To add insult to her injury, Commissioner Kai decided to spit out the donut and took 60 shots of vodka in an attempt to remove the worst flavor he has ever tried. Sadly, we are told he failed in this attempt. Best of luck to him though.

Weather

YOU KNOW WHO PROVIDED IT LOL

Today is a pretty windy day, with winds blowing at 5kph north. The maximum and minimum temperatures for today are 20°C and -100°C respectively.
Expect warm sunny weather until lunchtime tomorrow.