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DIVE BOMBER SCORES DIRECT HIT, MAKES AN EPIC FAIL

A dive bomber was found hitting the East Wing of the SNC Boswalt High Security Prison in an attempt to break out the Lefantchi Crime Family's leadership team.
After the hit, the leaders made a smooth and undetected escape until they were spotted by a Transport Corps officer who was answering the call of nature on a nearby tree. The officer, Cst Elizabeth Winstreits, brandished her service revolver at the escapees, forcing them to assault her in hand to hand combat. In response, Cst Winstreits pistol-whipped the escapees until reinforcements arrived in under 1 minute.
Special Branch officers speculate that the dive bomber was a loyalist of the crime family, disgruntled at their fellow loyalists' "abandonment" of the "no surrender" mantra.

BEER FLOOD

In Jedansletin Division, 3 barrels of beer flooded the famous Plaza Castroles and its vicinity. Locals were reported to be carrying large buckets to make a cleanup operation by taking all the beer.
Sentaso Brewery, the company owning the barrels, awarded the residents responsible, with Sn125M.

THE "ARREST ME" PHOTO BOOTHS

For the last game of the "Steal the Commissioner's Heart", the contestants should be able to pose while having their mugshot photos taken. The Commissioner gives ratings, and plus points for creativity.
Sofia Blackwood got 5000pts, Emily Johnson got 6509pts, and Isabella Rodriguez got an epic 10000pts.
Their scores will be totaled. The one with the highest average score will be declared the capturer of the Commissioner's heart!

Weather

Refer to yesterday's gazette.