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SNOWSTONE ELECTIONS UPCOMING, CAMPAIGNS INTENSIFY
As the elections draw near, Snowstone has witnessed a time when many people ran for the position of Chief Minister, instead of the usual 2.
Here are the candidates and their political affiliation:
- Elizabetha Regismund (Snowstone Power)
- Joshua Centisimas (Independent)
- Irene Adlemas, Duchess of Sodserbridge (Independent)
- Cedric McSomberside (Forward Snowstone)
- Hans Schufferscheisse (Independent)
- Hestia Fitte (Independent)
Reports from the SNC Special Branch stated that over 50 political parties will take part in the Assembly elections.
EPIC FAIL
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of would-be robbers unintentionally foiled their own bank heist in the small town of Snowstone yesterday. The ill-fated criminals, whose identities remain unknown, found themselves at the center of an unexpected comedy of errors that led to their own demise.
The incident unfolded at the Snowstone Bank in the early afternoon. Eyewitnesses reported seeing four individuals enter the bank wearing ski masks and brandishing what appeared to be firearms. The would-be robbers demanded money from the terrified bank employees and customers, creating a chaotic scene within the establishment.
However, it quickly became apparent that this group of criminals was not exactly the epitome of criminal masterminds. In their haste and nervousness, they mistakenly triggered the bank's silent alarm, alerting SNC of the ongoing robbery.
As the robbers struggled to contain the situation, the SNC swiftly responded to the alarm. Officers surrounded the bank, blocking off all possible escape routes. In a testament to their comedic ineptitude, the robbers found themselves trapped within the very premises they had intended to loot.
Realizing their predicament, the panicked criminals attempted to negotiate a way out. Witnesses reported hearing a series of absurd demands, including requests for a helicopter, getaway cars, and even a pizza delivery. As negotiations reached a stalemate, the police quickly established contact with the bank employees and customers, assuring them that their safety was their top priority.
Meanwhile, a crowd of onlookers gathered outside the bank, witnessing the unfolding spectacle. Some couldn't help but chuckle at the sheer incompetence of the robbers, with one local resident commenting, "I've seen better robberies in slapstick comedies."
After several hours of stand-off, the police eventually deployed a tactical unit to storm the bank. What they found inside was a scene that resembled something out of a slapstick comedy routine. The robbers had accidentally locked themselves in the bank's vault during the commotion, leaving them helpless and desperate for an escape.
All four suspects were swiftly apprehended without incident. No injuries were reported among the bank employees or customers, who were later praised for their calmness and cooperation throughout the ordeal.
Insp Rebecca Hahnsen, commended her officers for their swift and professional response. She added, "While this incident had its moments of amusement, we take bank robberies very seriously. Our priority was ensuring the safety of the public, and I'm proud of the way our team handled the situation."
The foiled bank heist has left the residents of Snowstone both relieved and entertained, turning an otherwise ordinary day into one they won't soon forget. As for the bumbling robbers, they now find themselves facing a different kind of ordeal – a legal one, as they await their day in court.
Authorities continue to investigate the incident, hoping to uncover any additional information that may lead to the identification of other potential accomplices or motives behind the ill-fated robbery attempt.
POWER INTERRUPTION
Inconvenience is expected for residents of Snowstone City as the Snowstone Utility Service has announced a planned power interruption. The interruption, which is necessary for maintenance purposes, is scheduled to take place on Saturday, 08 July 2023.
The Snowstone Utility Service has been working diligently to ensure a reliable and efficient power supply to the residents of Snowstone City. This scheduled power interruption is a part of their ongoing efforts to improve the electrical infrastructure and maintain the highest standards of service.
During the power interruption, residents and businesses within the affected areas may experience a temporary loss of electricity. The planned maintenance work will involve essential upgrades and repairs to various electrical components and infrastructure. It is anticipated that the interruption will last for approximately eight hours, starting from 9:00 AM and concluding at 5:00 PM local time.
Snowstone Utility Service advises all residents to take necessary precautions during the power interruption. It is recommended to unplug sensitive electronic devices to avoid damage due to sudden power fluctuations once the electricity is restored. Additionally, residents are advised to stock up on essential supplies, such as batteries, flashlights, and non-perishable food items, in case of any unexpected delays.
Efforts will be made by the Snowstone Utility Service to complete the maintenance work as quickly and efficiently as possible to minimize inconvenience for the residents. In the event of unforeseen circumstances or delays, regular updates will be provided through official communication channels.
Snowstone City residents are urged to plan accordingly and make necessary arrangements for the scheduled power interruption on July 8, 2023. The Snowstone Utility Service extends its apologies for any inconvenience caused and appreciates the cooperation and understanding of the community during this maintenance period.
For further information or any concerns, residents can contact the Snowstone Utility Service helpline at +7669 8865 6890 or visit the official website at www.utility.snowstone.com
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Just read the yesterday's gazette. Our weather radar detected that the same thing will happen until further notice.
@SamuelJamesCastor
Yeah... Our Armored Police Robins Are Second Hand, And... Well... As you Expect, It Goes South Unsurprisingly Enough, We Are Trying To Fix Our Robins But... At This Point Its A Lose Lose Situation.
-Nölen Saknöllski, Sppd Officers
@DatRoadTrainGuy19 They did simple stuff though. Give the door a good kick and you're in.
-Insp Bonnie Chiao, SNC Transport Corps
@SamuelJamesCastor
Ah, Yeah I Remember A Story Told By My Friend And Philly Himself About The Whole Thing, Its Still Crazy How Those Girls Somehow Managed To Open Up The Doors Of Our Armored Police Trike We Have.
-Nölen Saknöllski, Sppd Officers
@DatRoadTrainGuy19 I remember the same story in Wright where some girls decided to hop in a police trike only to lose its keys, lock the doors, and woke up a random officer sleeping on the backseat.
-Insp Bonnie Chiao, SNC Transport Corps
Dang, I Have Seen Far FAR Better Criminals Than These 4 Idiots
-Nölen Saknöllski, Sppd Officers Refering To The 4 Idiot Bank Robber On The News
Honourable Mentions
@SPAircraftOfficial
@DatRoadTrainGuy19