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SYMBOLISING SNOWSTONE

Each resident was interviewed about which is considered as a proud symbol of Snowstone as part of the program commenced by the Ministry of Education, Culture, and Sports.

Here are the things that are considered as a Snowstone symbol by the residents.

1. Baller Eclipse according to 45% of the residents
2. The Sobaka Jester used by the SNC according to 29% of the residents
3. Potato chips according to 19% of the residents
4. Vodka according to 7% of the residents

POWER CUT FAIL

A young woman has been caught attempting to cut a power line leading to the Boswalt High Security Prison this morning.
The suspect, identified as Alisa Nesslükke, climbed on the electric pole and started work before a resident got alerted by her suspicious behaviour.
When interrogated by the SUS and the SNC, she claims that a spirit has told her to cut the power line (that led to the prison block for the Lefantchi Crime Family leadership team). It is believed that she may have done it in order to rescue the incarcerated leaders. She is now facing 5 months in prison for vandalism.

Weather

Refer to yesterday's gazette as the weather radar is faulty.