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Snowstone Gazette (09 Jul 2023)

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First strong winds in Snowstone

Snowstone faces its first largest disaster after winds above 120kph hit the whole country, causing 100000 casualties and Sn500 in damages.
As the NHB and the FRS try to rescue and evacuate the citizens, SNC officers carry large backpacks to avoid being blown away by the wind as they try to combat looters. Sailors and pilots were requested to stay away from Snowstone until further notice.
Some of the residents fled the country for fear of being one of the casualties. At the moment, the Chief Minister of Snowstone meets with the Chairman of the Wright Isles and the Supreme Leader of Krakabloa to discuss about what to do with the Snowstoners who have fled.
Meanwhile the Meteorological Office predicts that the storms will last until next week.

Rodents flee Snowstone

After 5 hours of smoke bombs deployed by the SNC, the residents are pleased as rodents flee Blue Glacial Park.
Inspector Nishia Anastarssi told the press that in total, 25000 smoke bombs have been deployed at suspected burrows made by rodents. She also noted that the 48 people who were sent to hospital were back to normal, as declared by the National Health Bureau.

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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19
    [runs to a nearby Robin]
    -R/Cst Hakim Al-Batennet, dodging metal beams and hiding under an NHB Robin

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    @SamuelJamesCastor

    Wai- Wh- Whaaaa... Wait... WHAT IS GOING ON!? AND WHY IS THERE DEBRIS FLYING OFF EVERYWHERE!? HEY! GET OUT OF THAT AREA! THERE ARE METAL BEAMS FLYING TO YOU!

    -Sgt. "TrainGuy" Jacob Nesslükke, Finally Waking Up When He Notices Hakim Al-Batennet Walking Near A Construction Site Near His Hotel When Stacks Of Metal Beams Started To Fly Off Towards Hakim.

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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19
    [mutters various curse words]
    -R/Cst Hakim Al-Batennet, getting a little bit swept away even though he is wearing a heavy backpack full of equipment

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    Holy... Man, That Sucks, I Hope Everyone Is Oka- gets violently hit by a brick flying through jacob hotel windows

    -Sgt. "TrainGuy" Jacob Nesslükke Getting Hit By A Brick That Flies Through His Hotel Windows At A High Speed While He Was Reading This Newspaper, He Was Knocked Unconscious, But Still Is Pretty Much Alive.

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    Honourable Mentions
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