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Snowstone Gazette (14 Jul 2023)

11.6k SamuelJamesCastor  1.4 years ago

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Wright Isles reported to invade Snowstone

Informants reported that Wright Isles will spearhead an invasion against Snowstone in the next 15 minutes
As gunboats were being positioned strategically, and while airplanes flew over the Isles to gather intelligence, Cmsr Joseph Kai Yao Sip maintains communication with SPPD's Sgt Jacob Nesslükke to get information about what was going on.
Many people of both countries tried to figure out the reasons of invasion. Multiple reasons have been given!
>"We're somehow an alcohol-based economy. I think the majority of politicians in Wright Isles don't seem to like it." -Nestor Neddstone, Snowstone
>"We don't know why, but I think we're just jealous of them. Even jealousy shouldn't be taken too far." -Veron Mestern, Wright Isles
>"It's not an invasion, it's just a special military operation. If Snowstone has nothing to hide, they shouldn't be scared of us charging through." -Alma Bienst, Wright Isles

Vandals finally arrested

After cases of vandalism on walls similar to yesterday, multiple calls were made on the SNC's Confidential Hotline (better known as Crimestoppers).
It turns out that the vandals were part of a small group of Lefantchi Crime Family loyalists, still armed with crappy weapons that are much worse than your mom's hunting rifle. After the arrest, the vandals felt no regret while talking to the press.

We compiled some of their statements for your reading pleasure. Turns out, we were amused by their desperate attempts!

>"The only crime here is that our art skills are too damn good for the world to handle!" -Leone Gillhaggis, 13
>"I was busy making my neighbourhood look classy to my classy friends, you blankheads!" -Veronica Stanchern, 18
>"Oh, I was busy practicing when I realized that the paint can wasn't empty." -Ronald Latoche, 15

There were reports of the group being secretly funded by the incarcerated leaders. If the SNC's Special Branch wants to get the truthful answers from them, residents think the Silent Shields should be trained very well to enhance their techniques and strategies.

WEATHER

For today, we have experienced a sunny weather with a maximum temperature of 24 degrees Celsius. Expect another pleasant day tomorrow, prepare some protection against the heat because the temperatures tomorrow might peak up to 25 degrees Celsius.

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    @LunarEclipseSP Snowstone has a reserve force, ready to assist the regulars (that are more than enough), however coalition soldiers are welcome.

    +1 1.4 years ago
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    @SamuelJamesCastor i wonder, is requesting some coalition soldiers are necessary? Since Snowstone is lacking of military power

    +1 1.4 years ago
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    @LunarEclipseSP SNC's engineers would have to improve their skills in building a naval and aerial power. They're mostly good at building their own vans, tanks, buses, and trucks though.

    +1 1.4 years ago
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    The Wright-Snowstone War is all about to begin

    +2 1.4 years ago
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