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Snowstone Gazette (15 Jul 2023)

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Wright Isles strikes civilian building as part of their "special military operation"

In what was called "a part of a special military operation" by the Wright Isles government, 2 bombers hit two buildings and a weather radar used by the Meteorological Office.
Police officers were immediately mobilized to check the damage, while the fire and rescue services assisted the Ministry of Health and Safety (formerly known as the National Health Bureau) in searching for bodies. SPPD officers under Inspector Norriston Salsberry were sent over to check the numbers of survivors and casualties.
As Chief Constable Gilgamesh Santos (of the SPPD) and Commissioner Joseph Kai Yao Sip exchanged situational reports, the government of the Wright Isles under President Velmadir Pfister made repeated claims to the media that their acts are justified and that it is not an invasion, but a "special military operation".
>"We do not recognize Snowstone as a nation because it has lacked military power. If there are Islanders who wish to support this puny city state, you will be branded as a traitor, through any means at all costs." -President Velmadir Pfister, Wright Isles
>"Do you consider providing aid to a country with civilians dying due to your leadership as treason? Do you know the gravity your actions have caused? As far as the people know, it seems you have no idea about the damage you did, Ms President." -CC Gilgamesh Santos, SPPD
>"We shall be more than determined to hold the perpetrators accountable. If we cannot get their truthful explanation by reason, then we use force." -Cmsr Joseph Kai Yao Sip, SNC
As of now, planes were deployed from Avalanche Airport to hunt down the perpetrators of this senseless striking. Stay tuned for updates and stay safe.

SNC Symphony Orchestra releases rerecording

If you have read the 13 July edition of the Gazette, you might be excited about what the recording sounded like.
You can listen to it by clicking here.

WEATHER

Go predict the weather yourself because some fools hit the radar again.

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    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes Guess they're going to build Bob Semples while the invasion is going on.

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    Invaders rumoured: defense initiation authorized

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    Aww nahhhh not another special military operation

    +1 1.4 years ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    @SamuelJamesCastor

    No Problemo Bud!

    Sgt. "TrainGuy" Jacob Nesslükke.

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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 Hey, as usual, you can assist us in our defense!
    –Sgt Maria Elena Nesslüke, while making trenches

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    28.1k YarisSedan

    Dang, I Really Never Thought This Day Would Come... This Is Why We Never Liked Our Wright Isles President In The First Place!

    -Philly Sönmankka, And Sgt. "TrainGuy" Jacob Nesslükke That REALLY Disliked Wright Isles President, More Than Ever In Fact.

    1.4 years ago
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    More Honourable Mentions
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    Honourable Mentions
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