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Arrest warrant for President Pfister obtained!

An arrest warrant for President Velmadir Pfister of the Wright Isles was signed by Judge-President Hermann Schmegelard of the Snowstone People's Court. The warrant listed her offences as:

1. Offences under the Computer Misuse Act of 2022
2. Cheating the public revenue
3. Violent and fatal offences against persons
4. Perverting the course of justice
   The Judge-President was assisted by Rt Hon Augustina Nesslükke, who is the Chief Justice in Wright Isles. This is the first time an arrest warrant was issued for a foreign national.

According to Rt Hon Nesslükke, President Pfister started enacting harsh laws against people who criticize her in any ways possible. SPPD officers report that all of the people "convicted" were sentenced to exile in Snowstone (which was a blessing for the "convicted" as they get protection under Snowstone law).

Wright Isles does banzai charges

In a desperate attempt to secure victory and put the outnumbered SNC officers to shame, a group of invading soldiers decided it would be best to execute a banzai charge.
The banzai charge was halted by a group of officers under the command of Sgt Jason McDichael. Using loudspeakers and artificial intelligence, they used samples of President Pfister's voice to encourage the invaders to retreat to Wright Isles, where the soldiers were berated by the real Pfister.
Reports from our correspondents indicate that the soldiers were spanked by President Pfister herself, in a way to "boost" the soldiers' morale.

Scholters make first hits

A group of captured Scholters were repainted, modified, and sent to the skies.
The Scholters made their first targets by shooting down a spy balloon. Unknown to the pilots, a swarm of airplanes from Wright decided to strike the pilots in an attempt to show off their aerial superiority.
Committed to win, flight engineers Cst Andrew Sabesall and Cst Catherine Kasbetkall took over the controls in one of the planes and decided to aim its guns at a bomber that gave them trouble. Despite the engineers' first time trying to use a plane's gun, they hit the trigger without hesitation, causing that annoying bomber to lose its bombs.
The flight engineers were awarded with the Snowstone Flying Cross and a promotion to Sergeant after this.

Weather

We may not predict tomorrow's weather (because some bozos hit our radar in a wrecked state), but thanks to you, we have a summary of today's weather!
Today, we experience a maximum temperature of 4°C and a minimum temperature of 1°C. The wind is blowing 2kph to the east.