HEADLINES

Drowned man found from sewage well

At about 12:30pm, a man was rescued from drowning. After the rescue, rescuers smelled a "very strong mixture of pee, poo, and puke". It was then discovered that they rescued him from drowning.
The man, unidentified and unconscious after the rescue, was seen drinking and cursing before the crappy incident. A familiar face in one of the neighbourhoods, this man was usually seen selling old rally parts.
By the time the man was rushed to the hospital, he was declared "dead on arrival" by a doctor. The police need your help in identifying this man. If you know his details, please pay a visit to your nearest police barracks.

Pfister loyalists crash plane

Loyalists of former president Velmadir Pfister flew a plane and crashed it on a hospital. Experts suggest that this is one planned attack as the plane carried explosives. The plane crash resulted in 247 deaths and 1 survivor.
Special Branch officers are now trying to deduce their flight plan, relying on witnesses since the plane carried no flight recorder. The plane, a modified Blitzer, was used in the attack as they were readily available in the Wright Isles.
There is a good chance a Snowstoner might be a Pfister loyalist, according to DInsp Martha Gresserteiler. If you know someone who might be one, please call the SNC Confidential Hotline at +7669 2663 3368.

WEATHER

Today

Today, we have experienced temperatures between -5 and 0 degrees Celsius. The sky is really foggy and the wind is blowing 5kph northeast

Tomorrow

Expect foggy weather with cold temperatures and extremely light rainfall. It is not recommended to fly or sail as the low visibility makes it too dangerous.