HEADLINES

Wright's Pfister-era driving test mocked

The Snowstone Ministry of Transport had a good laugh after listening to the story of a Wright Islander who was formerly imprisoned for "engaging in acts against the president"
Solomon Kessnule shared multiple stories, including the one where he mentions the driving test. Here's the transcript below.
"You know how they pass driving tests under the time of Ms Questionable? They just drive 500 meters forward and 500 meters backward, and then when they get licences they think they are confident to face every road." –Solomon Kessnule
This may sound good, until you realise during the time of Pfister, there are 10000 crashes per second. Nowadays the standard has been changed to the point where it becomes similar to Snowstone's driving test.

"Disband SNC" movement arms itself

Special Branch has discovered that most of the rioters were seen carrying firearms during the "Disband SNC" riots. Some of them were enough to knock down a police van, forcing officers to fight fire with fire through the use of firing squads.
Tanks were seen roaming around in places where the riots have been dangerous. Inspector Victorina Elmenson has stated that the riotings are so bad that the officers have faced 50 grenade launchers every second.
The rioters are mostly composed of gang members, Pfister loyalists and former Lefantchi Crime Family loyalists.

WEATHER

Today, we have experienced no rains with temperatures reaching up to 30°C, winds blowing 5kph heading east, and no fog. Expect the sun to shine again, with no clouds. Stay hydrated, wear anything that will protect you from the sun, and use sunscreen if possible