HEADLINES

Scores for 2nd event revealed

To explain what the second event was, it's just a contest of how many pancakes could you eat in a minute.
We're so excited for today's issue of the Gazette as we're trying new technology that adds photos to the reports to make it a little lively!

Based on the results we can see our guys from Coxtone showing off their extreme determination to be defending champion for this event. The guys from the Wright Isles? Too lazy,

TVCU with new excuses

After some time of hiatus for that section in the Gazette where we show you how stupid drivers can be. thanks to the Tactical Vehicle Crime Unit and our correspondents, we have provided you a nice list!
1. "I accidentally pushed the gas pedal too hard because my pedicurist told me about a one-of-a-kind nail polish." (Speeding in a 90kph zone)
2. "I left my license at home because it clashed with my designer purse." (Speeding in a 50kph zone)
3. "I was, like, conducting a unique session in which I was going to show my submissiveness to the car itself. I mean, cars are so powerful, right? So, I borrowed this stunning machine to, you know, establish a deep, um, connection with it." (Theft)

WEATHER

Gone are the days when our journalists have to write notes about what the weather radars have picked up and when they had to decipher horrible handwriting from the Meteorological Office.

With this, we can get the reports directly instead of having someone write what the meteorologist exactly said. Pretty worse if that someone wrote some mistakes,