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Snowstone Gazette (14 Aug 2023)

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SNC says goodbye to the Battenburg markings

Recent reports from constables show that loansharks run or hide when they saw any patrol vehicle with either Battenburg markings or a yellow stripe on the sides.

Rest in peace

As the SNC tries to transition to its role as the standing army of Snowstone, the removal of these markings was part of its transition, according to the Commissioner.
"By removing those colourful markings, we might have a reduced chance of being spotted. Don't worry, when the mess is finally over we can paint them back. At the moment we are trying to have an idea about how to put the markings around our new livery." -Cmsr Joseph Kai Yao Sip
Residents will proudly remember the markings as part of the SNC's history, when they had the best designs. They understand why the markings have been removed.

Krakabloa's mercenary problem solved

In the final stages of its war against mercenaries, PP Squad has reported a really high amount of arrests for a single hour.
The spokesperson, Group Commander Aaliyah Keston, told press that for this day they have made around 125,000 arrests, including politicians who operate mercenaries. All of them are charged with sedition.


WEATHER

No reports until the end of month because the radar broke down.