After a brawl with the construction workers, we agreed that we'll return to our main office and publish news every week only. We'll keep that up until further notice. Don't worry, the Gazette still has news for you!

HEADLINES

Constables desperately google "how to calm a riot" as bobby helmets and truncheons run out

As Ballerists fought each other while trying to prove that Her Holiness the Thrower of Balls is either a cat or not a cat, some constables handling the riots were seen not wearing a helmet or not carrying a baton. Some reserve constables were seen wearing civilian clothes with a police armband, which proves that they ran out of uniforms.
Every police command had different ways to handle the riots. Blue Glacial Park Command tried to use snowballs, Aviation Command tried loading planes with water (and failed miserably), and the Traffic Command figured out that cardboard cutouts of constables and vehicles will work (spoiler alert, it did not).
Equipment shortages were so bad that a set of whistle blasts were used by reservists. Below is a list of whistle blasts and the equivalent commands.
1 long blast and 1 short blast="Unit, go go go!"
1 short blast and 1 long blast="Withdraw!"
It seems that they'll stop rioting only when ceasefires are reached.

WEATHER

Today

Today was sunny, with temperatures reaching 30°C and 10°C, and wind speeds of 6kph northeast.

Tomorrow

Expect heavy rains and reduced visibility. In case of flood (or any other disaster), listen to authorities.