HEADLINES
Unidentified stealth bombers spotted over Snowstone's airspace
While in the process of reorganising the SNC this morning, Chief Superintendent Alice Munnte held a press conference after Avalanche ATC noticed stealth bombers on its radar.
6 planes were spotted flying above government buildings, when air traffic controllers were busy contacting the pilots asking about their reasons.
ATC: Snowstone Avalanche Control Tower, explain your intentions.
[radio static intensifies]
ATC: Hello, are you there?
UNKNOWN SIGNAL: Whatever you do...[beeping noises]...take...[beeping noises]...for revenge
Residents did their best to assist our search for prime suspects. The list of suspects will be strictly confidential, and will be sent to the Special Branch.
950 businesses shut down for questionable practices
Officials from the Ministry of Business and Trade raided 950 offices and seized Sn400,000,000,000 worth of equipment, with charges ranging from tax fraud to reports of abuse of employees.
As MBT officers jumped off from helicopters to rooftops, employers were left stunned as reservists seconded from the SNC were activating fog machines. Security guards from the first 16 companies were resisting first, but then the rest of the employers have seen their guards betray them.
Gruppe Sechs guards were given reserve constable armbands and ad hoc training about police equipment.
As of now, so many employers, CEOs, and directors were arrested, temporary prisons were being built. This serves as a lesson to businesses who commit questionable deeds, because everyone knows money can't buy you freedom from prison (Snowstone has no bail).
Pretty sure it’s not us! Thought sorry for the trouble.
-Krakabloan ambassador
@SamuelJamesCastor
If Stuff's Happening, Then Im Scared That Ww3 Might Happen... I Hope Pfister's Loyalist Is No Longer Here Though, Those Jackasses Causes Nothing But Trouble Everywhere!
- Wright Isles Tourists
@DatMaluchGuy19
Snowstone has gone through lots of bad stuff, sadly. Things are starting to get out of hand.
-Commissioner of the SNC
@SamuelJamesCastor
Well... This Is Concerning...
-random tourists from skypark
@Dracul0Anderson Could be someone else.
@SamuelJamesCastor
And just what are you implying?
@Dracul0Anderson I think I know who did... the Skalders... they have to...
@Dracul0Anderson
Pretty sure it's not us Snowstoners! We know our own stuff!
-random detective sergeant
@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
I had nothing to do with the bombers. Skypark denies any responsibility for those bombers. None whatsoever.
Ace Combat
Some More More Honourable Mentions
@Dracul0Anderson
Some More Honourable Mentions
@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
@ToeTips
@TheCaper
More Honourable Mentions
@SheriffHackdogMCPE
@XAircraftManufacturer
@RepublicOfCursedPlane
Honourable Mentions
@SPAircraftOfficial
@DatMaluchGuy19
@LunarEclipseSP