@All While unfortunately Kindness does not have military service, she does have certified silly-sized springs and banana peels.
Acquired at great cost...

@All So an M16 MGMC for rednecks?

@Graingy well maybe look at the truck with 4 elephant guns mounted on one stand oh and don't forget the additional 50 caliber machine guns sticking out the bed

@All Idk if a machete would be enough pal.
I mean, her species is, like, comically overpowered.
Could probably deadlift the truck under good conditions...
Try an elephant gun.
Oh and please stand under that curiously suspended refrigerator strung by a suspiciously think rope.
I assure you that is not Kindness's doing she hates refrigerators and would not touch one even if it gave her chicken and oxygen.

@Graingy counterpoint: a machete and a diesel ram 3500 that rolls coal

@All Counterpoint: finger knives!

@Graingy if she harms a snake I will slash her into 5 delicately pieces

@All
1: She declared that if one bit her she'd bite it back. Wouldn't do much, not certain it could even penetrate here skin, and the venom wouldn't do anything anyways. Getting bit by a member of her species, however, would promptly leave the poor snake in 3 cleanly-cut pieces.
2: The council of soccer moms does not care.

Also it's not a commuter vehicles a ram 3500 is meant for work offroading and hauling stuff basically it's for dodge stuff not Ford stuff

@Graingy ask her what's her opinion on Eastern copperheads

@All She expressed genuine horror that a species as comparatively fragile to her own as humans would consider such a thing to be a commuter vehicle.
She immediately followed that statement by getting conveniently hit by one when crossing the street.
She has decided to take the day off to recover. Still open to more questions though.

@Graingy ask her what's her opinion on the 2008 ram 3500 mega cab

@Talon7192 She looked up what that is.
In her words "I had something like that once."
Apparently she pulled a CRT out of the trash when she was younger. Didn't seem to hold a high opinion of it, however. "Malfunctioning piece of crap", she said.
Also said that was to be expected considering she repaired it with a refrigerator magnet and a bunch of paper clips.

@TheOfficalMarylander In-edible lmao

Hey kindness what's your opinion on the Magnavox 20ms233s I own one and it's amazing

@Graingy @Pan Molecular Indestructable Nasty In-Edible Awesome Trembling Unified Reasonable Exiting-Bashing Edible Explosive Structure.

M.I.N.I.A.T.U.R.E B.E.E.S.

I have the high ground.

@Pan Miniature Bees 🐝

@Graingy mb :(

@Pan Kindness. Did you not read the post? Are you stupid?

bro who is her??💀

@5 I have just now, 8 days later, bothered to check where Kosovo is.
Holy hell.
She will continue the use of cluster munitions.
3000 3-year-olds must be atomized.

@5 Her, personally.
She has zero governing experience but is certain that she would do a wonderful job.
Wherever Kosovo is.

@Graingy Ask them which country Kosovo belongs to??

I'll never forgive her

@Superliner350
Fortunately, generally speaking, Kindness's species make fewer mistakes.
Still ate all my pickles though :(