I was kind of quiet in high school, kept to myself mostly. One day a VERY large dude was picking on my friend Tom. (Tom is 100lbs wet) I walked up and said "Leave my friend alone !" The bully said "What are you going to do about it ?" Before I could answer, I heard a voice from behind me say "It's not what he's going to do about it, it's what WE'RE going to do about it !" I turned around and saw about 6 people standing behind me. I thought "What do you know, I do have friends" Z 😺
I don't know if junior high counts, but here it is. Something that I will always remember.
Well, I have a couple.
Story 1
this one happened today. We were wrapping up 7th period LOTC, when one of the kids had opened the outside door for us. He jokingly said "Get in, you monkeys". Suddenly, everyone is running, screaming on the top of their lungs while chasing after him. Funniest shit I've seen so far during 8th grade.
Story 2
Again, in LOTC. There was this kid who always gets on everyone's nerves. Let me tell you, if there were a gun to his head, and he would survive if he kept maturity, his head would be flying off not even a second in.
Anyways, we were doing something known as "The wheel of Pain". You get chosen, you have to answer MGS's question. Get it right, your name gets off the wheel. Wrong, and you do pushups.
The kid had been called for a rank insignia question. When MSG finished, he answered :
" Sir, the rank insignia for an E something of the Marine Corps. is two x's, 5 arrows, and 2 half moons. "
Me and everyone else, except for him, bursted on the ground laughing. We knew people could get things wrong, but we didn't know they could get things THAT wrong.
final story
It was a normal day. I was in 2ND period in my history class. one of the kids was an absolute legend for the school football team. I don't pay attention to football because sports isn't my thing.
But, when the teacher had thrown kid a Jolly Rancher ®, it landed right on my head. Little did everyone know, I was waiting to release the most single handedly blood curling scream known to man that day. When it hit, with me not actually being in pain, it sounded like a freight train had been put into a shredder with its horn on.
I got the candy for the troubles, if you're wondering.
Maybe the time I made lasagna in a foods class...
We used zucchini, but didn't cook it beforehand.
It looked (and smelled) like vomit, but I actually quite liked it.
My group partners, however...
@V Never underestimate a child's ability to break things, especially if those things are expensive.
I feel it may be unnecessary to retell the story of my old laptop again...
Honestly, it would probably be any one of the senior pranks I witnessed during marching band, including the one I participated in. I think all of them were pretty good.
Winning my first robotics competition in my senior year.
.
Oh, and getting a job at williams international before graduation, that was cool too
.
And the one time a kid snapped the gripper off of a 40,000$ fanuc robot at my districts vocational program was fun too.
I was kind of quiet in high school, kept to myself mostly. One day a VERY large dude was picking on my friend Tom. (Tom is 100lbs wet) I walked up and said "Leave my friend alone !" The bully said "What are you going to do about it ?" Before I could answer, I heard a voice from behind me say "It's not what he's going to do about it, it's what WE'RE going to do about it !" I turned around and saw about 6 people standing behind me. I thought "What do you know, I do have friends" Z 😺
I don't know if junior high counts, but here it is. Something that I will always remember.
Well, I have a couple.
Story 1
this one happened today. We were wrapping up 7th period LOTC, when one of the kids had opened the outside door for us. He jokingly said "Get in, you monkeys". Suddenly, everyone is running, screaming on the top of their lungs while chasing after him. Funniest shit I've seen so far during 8th grade.
Story 2
Again, in LOTC. There was this kid who always gets on everyone's nerves. Let me tell you, if there were a gun to his head, and he would survive if he kept maturity, his head would be flying off not even a second in.
Anyways, we were doing something known as "The wheel of Pain". You get chosen, you have to answer MGS's question. Get it right, your name gets off the wheel. Wrong, and you do pushups.
The kid had been called for a rank insignia question. When MSG finished, he answered :
" Sir, the rank insignia for an E something of the Marine Corps. is two x's, 5 arrows, and 2 half moons. "
Me and everyone else, except for him, bursted on the ground laughing. We knew people could get things wrong, but we didn't know they could get things THAT wrong.
final story
It was a normal day. I was in 2ND period in my history class. one of the kids was an absolute legend for the school football team. I don't pay attention to football because sports isn't my thing.
But, when the teacher had thrown kid a Jolly Rancher ®, it landed right on my head. Little did everyone know, I was waiting to release the most single handedly blood curling scream known to man that day. When it hit, with me not actually being in pain, it sounded like a freight train had been put into a shredder with its horn on.
I got the candy for the troubles, if you're wondering.
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@BeechcraftA35 i forgot to work on some things......
@N0ble you remove your Southwest Airlines 737 :(
@N0ble I don’t like telling my age.
@BeechcraftA35 lol
@N0ble secret
@BeechcraftA35 how old are you, bruv?
I didn’t make it to high school yet
@ToeTips that’s a little unnecessary for the site, in the future please refrain from making such comments, much appreciated
Maybe the time I made lasagna in a foods class...
We used zucchini, but didn't cook it beforehand.
It looked (and smelled) like vomit, but I actually quite liked it.
My group partners, however...
@V Never underestimate a child's ability to break things, especially if those things are expensive.
I feel it may be unnecessary to retell the story of my old laptop again...
@FumoCirno
Haha totally!
Ooh! Here's a funny prank!
So, all you need is a 6.2 kg chunk of plutonium...
@TheFlightGuySP Most normal boys' bathroom experience
@32 Confused entropy
@Pan Quick now's your chance to steel toilet paper out of his bathroom!
Totally make a killing.
Trust me it's my main source of income.
@WisconsinStatePolice Ah! Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension!
Damn I'm boring as hell.
Honestly, it would probably be any one of the senior pranks I witnessed during marching band, including the one I participated in. I think all of them were pretty good.
@TheFlightGuySP nah all we did was take everything in the bathroom that wasn't nailed down and put it inside one off the stalls lol
Remeber me? Sense2? yeah. i just wanna say im sorry about that comment. you can remove this and block me, i dont care what you do anyways.
but imma move on.
Winning my first robotics competition in my senior year.
.
Oh, and getting a job at williams international before graduation, that was cool too
.
And the one time a kid snapped the gripper off of a 40,000$ fanuc robot at my districts vocational program was fun too.
The last time I walked out the front doors after graduation, the only thing worse than high school was my year I spent at Southern
@Sm10684 Oh wow same lol what a coincidence