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Any D1 Yappers here?

17.0k TTL  one year ago

Slimance, the Revengace of Slimengance.

It was a dark summer, and I was sliming, (heck off it’s that time of year here again) and I spotted it. It was slime, time, PRIME time. Slime to slime, hands to slime myself, I was cooking my slime out;on a spit; and there it was. The grand slimer. The slimest motherfreak, I swear. He was so friggin slimeful, it was unslimable. It was unslick, unsliced, and untasted. I was hungry for a coma, so I dropped my slime, silently, and picked up my spear. My spear was 13 feet long, made of titanium. Since the slime was 100 degrees, my hand was thankfully completely numb; and I didn’t feel a single bit of burning, skin peeling heat. I slowly snuck behind the slimer, and I threw my spear into his chest cavity. He yelled, “DUDE WHAT THE HECK!? IT’S 2023, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU USING A SPEAR!? CAN’T YOU KILL ME SLOWLY!?” I picked up a second spear, dipped it in the burning hot slime, and threw again. “augh, god damn…-DUDE WHAT THE HE-“ His body dropped, and I ran over. “Slimer…” I said. “Wh-at…? What do you mean, slimer?” He responds, and I say “DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT A SLIMER IS!?” He said, confused and defensive, (because he’s a inhumane unholy sinner) “Dude…What the helk?”

remember guys, to live-you must be the best GOSHDARN SLIMER ALIVE. YOU GOTTA SLIME LIKE NO ONES SLIMED BEFORE. ACT LIKE YOURE THE BEST GOSHDARN SLIMMER ALIVE!
anyways, any D1, D2, or D3 yappers here?

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    1,144 Tupolev90

    @TriStar roblox king in a roblox yapper king in a yapper king with a king saying
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    17.0k TTL

    @Griffon1 well, as a Dr. Yapper now, I can say you’re less of a D1; see this degree here, graduating from Yappers college with a Yapper PhD? That’s right, look at me, yapping the best yap, Yapper junior.

    one year ago
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    14.2k Griffon1

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    I clicked on this trying to find out what the title meant but will leave more confused than I started...

    +1 one year ago
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    30.0k TriStar

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