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An Ode to Tanks

42.2k Graingy  1.4 years ago

(Mods I am sorry in advance)


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TANKS WE WANT TANKS YES ANY SORT OF TANKS BIG TANKS SMALL TANKS PROPANE TANKS ARMOURED TANKS HEAVY TANKS LIGHT TANKS OIL TANKS WIDE TANKS SELF-SEALING TANKS BURNING TANKS T-34S BICYCLES WITH MOTORS AND GASOLINE JERRY CANS NATURAL GAS TANKS SUPERTANKERS BAD BOX OFFICE PERFORMANCE MY GRADES GRANDMA TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE THAT FLUID THAT SPRAYS ON YOUR WINDSHEILD SO THE WIPERS CAN GO EEEP EERRPP EEEP ERRP EEEP ERRP TO WIPE OFF THE BIRD SHIT GREASE TRAPS FISH TANKS LIZARD TANKS SNAKE BOXES SNAIL HOMES ANT HOMES FIRE ANT NATION THE BOX THE DINOSAUR FOSSILS ARE IN INFANTRY TANKS SUPERHEAVY TANKS LANDKRUISERS AN IOWA CLASS BATTLESHIP BEING DRAGGED ALONG THE FREEWAY BY TED THOSE WEIRD-ASS MECHAS PARADED AROUND BY THIRD-WORLD SHITHOLES WITH HALLOWEEN-GRADE POWER ARMOUR BALLOONS IN THE SHAPES OF TANKS TRUCKS WITH "TANK" PAINTED ON THE SIDES OVERPOWERED WAR THUNDER PREMIUMS SPROCKET TANK DESIGN CREAMS AND PASTES POURED INTO DRUMS WHILE THE SUPREME LEADER WATCHES WITH A SMILE FOR SOME REASON A VEHICLE NAMED MOTHER LATER FALLING UNDER THE CLASSIFICATION OF "MALE" THE UNYIELDING POWER OF THE FRENCH OMEGA BAGUETTE 2C THE PISS DRAWER THE AVERAGE AMERICAN COMMUTER CAR HER SEPTIC TANK A TODDLER IN A CARDBOARD BOX HOLDING A NERF GUN MY BIRTHDAY CAKE FROM A FEW YEARS AGO MEDIUM TANKS T H E S O C K SUBMARINES (REVERSE TANKS) BARRELS FULL OF RUM AND A YO HO HO JUGGED MILK BAGGED MILK MAPLE SYRUP THE BLOOD OF THE DAMNED IN A VIAL WHATEVER THE HELL A SAUSAGE IS BURIED PANTHER TURRETS PAPER TANKS PROPAGANDA PIECES TRACTOR PREY MY THREE FROZEN WATER BOTTLES THE DIVINE MIGHT OF THE SOIAN MAIN BATTLE TANK BOB SEMPLE TANK ENDLESS WAVES OF SOVIET TANKS CAVALRY TANKS LET'S FUCCIN GOOOOOOO!!!

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    Welp

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Party Tube(TM) passes.

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy diet cookies

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover It's on a diet, sorry.

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy What if I just give the missile some cookies

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Oh, well, in that case I politely decline.
    The Party Tube(TM) is still flying though. Please stand by while someone figures out how to get it to pull off. Shooting it down will be seen as an act of aggression, as we'd much rather recover the thing.

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy It's not a threat, it's an offer for cookies
    I threatened your cruise missile which was threatening me first but not you

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover And I have the full might of Graingy behind me, should you have the gall to genuinely threaten me.

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy You know I can just shoot it down right

    I have a tank, artillery that can snipe the USS beast, the F-11Y3, the A-40, the Bye-Biplane, the mega-wigned planes, and MAPA's Rafale, take the cookies while the offer still stands

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Too late.
    A Party Tube(TM) is already on its way.

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy I'll give you 25 cookies if you don't take revenge :>

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover I am seething

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy lol sorry bro here's something nicer

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover I will burn your soul out like a tree in a forest fire.

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy What about this one

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Sure let's say that

    1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy So the first and fourth right?

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Third image doesn't work.
    Sure as hell not the second.

    +1 1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover The benevolent snail

    +1 1.1 years ago
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    @Graingy I don't even have War Thunder lol

    But soon
    For now I'm studying
    I know the way of the snail

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover It's been so long since I've played WT I cannot recall if I've heard that before...

    1.1 years ago
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    I thought it was gonna be this, guess not lol

    1.1 years ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @Aviator720 You're yelling at a bot.
    You'd better luck yelling at a dog that just found a fresh pile of crap.
    ... tbh bots probably don't report you for abuse so go at it

    +1 1.4 years ago
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    5,376 Aviator720

    @Graingy void what?
    .

    1.4 years ago
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