@Majakalona Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Communist Party of China.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive the rights of Hong Kong citizens into the paint and strike fear into the Muslim seperatist's eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the Tiananmen Square in 1989, and that gorgeous Cultural Revolution. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you collapse.

You had a rough beginnings, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off Chinese territory, you claim other countries territories, sometimes I even call you Dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day collapse. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could put a better social credit in my records. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first got suppressed in the 1920's and 1930's by the Nationalists and Japanese, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst win in Yan'an, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to save the peasants. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 1934 was a hard year for us baby, but in 1949 you made history happen. The Nationalist had surrender and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "同胞们，中华人民共和国中央人民政府今天成立了" Not only have you changed China and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Communist Party of China..

the Mexican in the Roblox server after they encounter something remotely funny:
(I'm talking about the XD, if it were about the contents of the fourm it would've been a gen alpha)

the fog is coming

insanity

Literally

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