@EnglishGraden oh

word of advice from the real advice giver, don't listen to a person who's username is 4 numerals greater than 69

Swallowed shampoo
Prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said, "Vomit"
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Poison"
I said, "Goodbye"
I look at my finger
I look at my life
It wasn't that much
I'll probably be fine
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo
Even though the bottle had a warning not to
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like

Real insightful there, buddy.