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Declaration of hostilities towards the Eel Protectorate

1,577 OrangeConnor2  10 months ago

The Eel Protectorate, a private military organization sponsored by Graingy to protect the habitat and life cycle of the rare Garrison Eel, is lead by my arch-nemesis: Grain Guy.

As a result, I have formally requested to join Guywhobuildsstuff in their campaign against the Eel Protectorate.

It's not about the Eels, however, it's about Grain Guy.
Screw them.

My efforts to expand our military resources has already begun.

I hope to see this through.

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    @TheMouse That is 2030% in-character for them. I am experiencing negative surprise right now.

    +1 7 months ago
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    @TheMouse ... What?
    Okay, there's... well, maybe...
    Okay.
    Grain needs to be funny. They live for it, seemingly. It wouldn't surprise me if internet exposure makes mental connections that they just can't help but crack dumb jokes with.
    That or they said something childish like "draw a penis" with that SimplePaints thing.

    +1 7 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @OrangeConnor2
    Thanks, I will keep looking.
    And second, Yes, I know for a fact that they have at least one strike, possibly for a sexually suggestive comment.

    +1 7 months ago
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    @TheMouse Oh, goodness, I have no idea, really.
    I never paid that close attention. The account had just started out, so it really wasn't attracting much attention and because of that I didn't pay much attention to the moderating. You cold probably ask Grain since they were on the site at a similar time, just not with an account. At least, that's as far as I am aware. I don't believe they had an account before being handed the Graingy account?
    Somewhat unrelated, but have they ever slipped up to your knowledge? Gotten a ban or strike or removed craft? Any knowledge there?

    +1 7 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    Got a quick question for you, who were the mods when you were active originally? I am trying to figure out who all the past mods are, who are no longer active. Webarchive is not behaving.

    7 months ago
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    @Guywhobuildsstuff and if I mutiny for matters relating to bad command?
    And why wouldn’t you… okay, that’s sounds kind of bad here. Not a joke just actually realizing.

    10 months ago
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    @OrangeConnor2 the ranks are: low rank, guywhobuildsstuff

    10 months ago
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    @Guywhobuildsstuff why wouldn’t you trust me?
    And what ranks are there?

    10 months ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun123 eh I can take you

    10 months ago
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    I hereby formally informally admit you to the lower ranks of MWBS as I dunno if I can trust you or not

    10 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @OrangeConnor2
    So now your against graingy? That’s sad. I really do not want to be against either of you, however if it did come to arms, I would probably have to side with graingy, because I just have known him longer.

    10 months ago
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    @TalonTheCRTguy This has the basic information on what the Eel War is.
    I’m joining against the Eel Protectorate because I hate their leader.

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    @OrangeConnor2 yes

    10 months ago
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    @TalonTheCRTguy do you require further information?

    10 months ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun123 I gave Graingy the account. For a while my account was already being used as though it was official, one we just made it so.
    Graingy handed the account to Grain Guy to manage.

    +1 10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    What

    10 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @OrangeConnor2
    Why did you give him the account then?

    10 months ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun123 always was.

    10 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    Wait a second, now your grain guys enemy?

    10 months ago