New Splatoon 3 update, and the new map is an airport!
Marlin Airport
(That little brown building is the actual stage)
See that? 2 decker airplane with 6 engines! And really, really narrow windscreens!
And there's at least one part of the stage structure showing a bunch of Sploon airliner logos, which is cool. I don't have a picture but it exists.
There's also this
Gay
Not finished the DLC but something's up with those cephalopods Nintendo what did you scheme?
The humans put crystals in the water that made the sea life gay. I know it.
If any of you on this forsaken site have the curse of Splon brainrot, I urge, no, challenge you to recreate the Phat jet only off the few angles that can be seen from in-game.
Anyways that's my silly lil challenge to you fiends.
I get my ass handed to me there (still unsure if my idiocy, lack of familiarity, or my weapon choice) so if anything you can do it to mock me.
Or not.
I'm floating the idea in case anyone here wants to make it fly.
Oh and I'm legally obligated to say:
Inhales
HYDRA FOREEVEEERRR!!!!!
@Yawyeet0121 wear it with pride
@Graingy yeah I am lol
@Yawyeet0121 Neerrrrrdd!!!
@Graingy erm… the 727-200 has 148 seats (usually.) and the estimated seats on the 2nd floor is 54 (again, estimated). And that would be 202 seats. And the average 727-200 seat weighs 10 LBS. and the combined seat weight of the top floor would be 540 lbs (estimated.) and the 727-200 has a max weight of 185,000-210,000 lbs. also the engines produce 16,900 lbs of force. And the operating weight of a 727-200 is 115,000 lbs, so I doubt that it would be underpowered. (This isn’t including the exterior of the 2nd floor of the plane)
@Yawyeet0121 underpowered is what it is.
@Graingy it’s a… 7247?!!?
@Majakalona I always just use the pro controller.
That whole controversy has led me to be paranoid in general with thumbsticks.
I've yet to use my PS5's DuelSense other than when setting it up.
my nintendo switch joycons have never had joycon drift
the left one once broke after being in some paperwork for months
it was repaired and the only problem is that i cant use handheld mode properly and i always have to play with the joycons detatched (the left one still charges)
@LunarEclipseSP probably Octarians tbh
I always knew those good for nothing-!
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"Remember, no Inklings"
@DatTrainGuy19 Tbh this stage actually looks decent.
I don't work at an airport or anything so idk if it's actually realistic.
... Looking at the stage schedule rn. In case you aren't aware, it rotates every 2 hours (Same with Spoon 2. Sploon was 4 hours and didn't say in advance). Every single rotation from now until 12 has the airport stage. Really getting their money's worth, that Nintendo.
@Graingy nintendo designers when they were told by nintendo to model a whole airport with planes and airport vehicles and whatnot:
@Majakalona It has the short second deck.
Reminds me of how Nintendo included noncopyrightjumbojets in Mario Kart 8.
An aircraft so visually distinct it could've be anything but a certain Boeing product.
A 727
Airline: Jikoe
@Randomplayer Gay
Gay
@Majakalona you like cursed planes, no?
Trijet 747.
Trijet 747.