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New SimplePlanes copypasta / catchphrase / whatever

37.6k Graingy  10 months ago

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 10 or more helicopters with spinning blades that actually looks cool too."
-Pyrofire7, circa 2015

"dude by the time you [read this/X] you will realize i have made [X] or more [X] with [X] that actually [looks cool/X] too."


"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 10 or more Eels with spinning tails that actually swiml too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 40,000 or more M4 Shermans with spinning transmissions that actually don't constantly break down too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 10 or more heavy bombers with engine fires that actually dive bomb too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 0 or more helicopters with spinning blades that actually fly too."
-Me after 4 years of Helicopters being in-game.

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have eaten 10,000 or more spiders with cave flavour that actually makes up a statistical outlier too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made or more with that actually stroke too."

"dude by the time you take off you will realize i have made 10 or more rubles with selling your landing gear that actually buys vodka too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 1000 or more calculations with big numbers that actually are all wrong too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 3000 or more black jets with Allah's will that actually take over world too."

"dude by the time you wake up you will realize i have made 10 or more pancakes with maple syrup that actually taste good too."

"dude by June 1st you will realize i have made $17.40 with an 8 hour work day that actually still can't afford to live too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have me your mom 10 or more times with jorts that actually go good and hard too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 10 or more terrorism jokes with month-long bans that actually make me look clownish too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have eaten 7800 or more Cobi bricks with beige dye that actually 1:12 Tiger I too."

"dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 10 or more jackass comments with unsolicited rudeness that actually makes me look like an ass yet gives me some distant legacy 8.9 years in the future because of some other player too."

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    1,852 Ashdenpaw1

    “Dude by the time you read this I should have already made a forum causing drama, due to be taken down my MrSilverWolf”

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    1,852 Ashdenpaw1

    “Dude by the time you read this I will have 523 cleavers blasting at your house at incredibly slow speed”

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    "dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 10 or more witty forum posts that actually are posted in short intervals"

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    5,612 Cadvalto

    Man when you read this you will realize that I have made at least 3 duds in my life and set my dad's panties on fire beautifully.

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    29.7k YarisSedan

    dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 10 or more kamikaze planes piloted by smart ww2 japanese pilots that could wipe your city out with ease.

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    52.4k Majakalona

    dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made 140 or more designs with engines that actually look cool too.

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    13.9k Guh

    dude by the time you read this you will realize i have made phantom Parmesan cheese with razor blades that actually acts as an IED too.

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    37.6k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I spent time laughing at my own jokes, as I often do.

    14 days ago
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    "dude by the time you read this i uhhh........... didnt do anything"

    14 days ago
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    what is this?

    14 days ago
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    37.6k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I forgot about this lmao

    14 days ago
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    37.6k Graingy

    @AshdenpawTG22 lmao

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    @Graingy bruv fuck the future

    10 months ago
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    37.6k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy The future is now old man.
    Unless you can do something really retrofuture like a CRT VR headset. That'd be rad as hell.

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    @Graingy still why do you not want me to have one

    10 months ago
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    37.6k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    Also someone already said my chances were 35% today so now it's like 25?

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    You will be dead

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    I do have a gun

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    @Graingy take that back or I will shoot you

    10 months ago
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    37.6k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy Negative. One will break.

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    @Graingy what are my chances of finding another crt today

    10 months ago
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    37.6k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy you're addicted

    10 months ago
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    13.9k Guh

    @Graingy no I'm not this recent CRT is the first one I found in three months I need more CRTS

    10 months ago
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    37.6k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy You're overdosing on phosphorus

    10 months ago
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