@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter ok

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter I mean, an AK is certainly arguably the same as a 12-ought buckshot with enough rounds, but eh

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter im not talking about those who actually grew up, im talking about those scumbags who didn't even try to improve at all in their second and third account.

@MonarchiiwithastolenMG
Sure sure you survived all of that. But did I see you specifically mentioning surviving a round of shotgun shots to the head by TotallyNotHitmanByShifter during the most intense war ever?

arguably, i survived let's see... the vacuum of space, escaped Alberta, escaped Ohio, escaped Hell Pun Jail, being friends with a Martian sand(the most dangerous of all), ate two crows, ate a Parrot, ate aa duck, ate the evergrowing bamboo plague, loves arsony, eaten bamboo shoots and gained the ability to willfully shoot a glocko or .45 muh world war from my mouth, what else what else... oh, i survived the eldritch AK liaru, quite a lot really.

@32 Somehow I get the feeling I shouldn't do that.
Also I'm typing this on windows.

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter Green blobs?
Nah man we rocks.

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 I dont mind banned accounts making a second account - As long as they have learned their lesson. I dont want them to quit, just feel the pain of their actions. If they improve in their second account, good for them. If not, block them again. Eventually they will get tired of making new ones.

GIVE THIS MAN POINTS

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter ah, i see, no wonder why banned accounts kept making alts after alts and walk away scotch-free, if you think about it, that's actually not a good thing, especially since anyone with a banned main account could just easily make an alt account to circumvent an account strike, i think the whole entire account login system should've been improved to prevent stuff like this from happening, i get that making a completely different email account and using a completely different device is far from convenient, but hey, atleast it's making it much harder for people to make an alt account just to avoid an account ban.

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 gtg now bye. Anymore questions I will answer later

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 Not long at all literally just make an account like you normally do. I will let you in on a secret - you can use the same email for both accounts if you follow this format:

First account uses email: example@domain.com
Second account uses email: example+(any number)@domain.com

If you use the same email but put a + then any number of numbers after you can have an unlimited amount of emails sending to only one inbox (yes they register on sites as different but they send to the same email)

This makes it so easy because you dont have to manage multiple emails, and all notifications go to the same place.

Say my address was scam@gmail.com
scam+9153@gmail.com would allow you to register on the SP site as a different account but still send to the same inbox.

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter also, how long does it take to make an alt account? no seriously, how long does it actually take to make an alt account? i've always thought that making an alt account is complicated, maybe im wrong though...

i'm still alive

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter that is also possible too, but for legal reasons, i ain't gonna do it unless im making a funny skit.

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter arguably, i survived let's see... the vacuum of space, escaped Alberta, escaped Ohio, escaped Hell Pun Jail, being friends with a Martian sand(the most dangerous of all), ate two crows, ate a Parrot, ate aa duck, ate the evergrowing bamboo plague, loves arsony, eaten bamboo shoots and gained the ability to willfully shoot a glocko or .45 muh world war from my mouth, what else what else... oh, i survived the eldritch AK liaru, quite a lot really.

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 What else can you turn into? Maybe a tank Peel P50?

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 lol

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 I could spend an hour trying to decipher what I actually said in that jumble of negatives

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter also, don't worry, we're cool, if i don't decide to turn into an armored fiat 126 that is, even though i very much could, still ain't gonna do it, nu uh, no way.

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 🤣🤣🤣 I had so much fun with that sentence

@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Once I quit getting lost and find my way back to base for a gun reload, you are done for immortal or not!

@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Are you immortal?

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter dude, i wasn't even trying to be serious xd

@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 Windshifter may or may not possibly, potentially, potentially not, or potentially may, deny or not confirm, or potentially confirm or deny or not confirm or deny, his potential, possible, potential, or non-association with this account, but who's to say for sure? Additionally, Windshifter neither confirms nor denies the possibility of potentially not disassociating with this account.

@TotallyNotHitmanByShifter im also not opening it up either windshifter i know it's you, don't lie, or i'll [INSERT THREAT] at you if you don't :)