Day 6 of the Monarchii War, a moment of silence and peace before the world is scorched.
Day 6's newsletter...
Bias doesn't even exist here
So, today's news is quite underwhelming. In order to prepare for what comes tomorrow, I've decided to keep today's article as light as possible while still having some juice, so much so that this will actually be the only text wall you see today. Don't worry though, the pictures provided below tell you just about everything that happened. For the first time since the the war started, not a single weapon was fired out of anger today. But tomorrow, marking the one week anniversary of the war, is cut out to be different- far different.
"I don't see anything." "Yet."
"Enough talk, let's do this thing."
"TREMBLE, MORTALS. I WAS ONLY SLEEPING."
"It's so cold... I wish I had the other half of my face..."
"I'm here, when's the operation?"
"You could handle one renovated plane, how about two?"
"I won't give up on Snowstone that easily, it's showtime."
"Hello there, Swallow."
That's all the news for today. Literally, I'm not even joking. But tomorrow...
The Monarchii War News Updates
No credit music today
Credits:
-Monarchii(withastolenMG)
-Mousewithamachinegun122
-CrestelAeronautics
-WIZARD2017- The B-29
-Me of course
-Alisuchanka's KV-2
-Speedhunter
-HanakoSan
-LunarEclipseSP
-FlirBlitz
-ChaseRacliot
-QBZ1446607322's IS-3
-You :)
Tomorrow is gonna be fire... literally on two fronts! The first being massive gunfire, the second being that my iPad will likely die at least five times tomorrow ;-; f in the chat in advance for my iPad
@Graingy maybe
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Oh, do you got over your addiction.
@Graingy indeed, scurvy doesn't exist :P
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Lemons, you say?
@Graingy perfection, and do forget the oranges or lemons, we definitely won't ever need them
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Make the food so shit awful that you can't tell when it's spoiled in the ship's stores.
i mean, isnt that why Britain are the greatest sailors?
or their food
or their womans
@Graingy good, i don't want their teeth
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Oh
But do you have the cool theme song?
But I'll tell you what, you may be a knockoff Great Britain but you'll never be the UK!
@Graingy pretty much established at this point that I'm a pseudo Great Britain
@windshifter1 we thank the WAEC for waging a rightful war, however, the Monarchii cannot say the same to the MGLA, and we will continue our rightful defense of the Snowstonian land, we will fight until the bitter tooth and the seven winds blow over, c'est la vie.
@TheAviator77 Thanks for your service, here are your cookies
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@TheUltimatePlaneLover Alright, I officially join the MGLA. I hope my technologies will be of great assistance.
Gimme cookie 🍪
@TheAviator77 I would assume it to be Mousewithamachinegun122, being that he's the primary victim and first declarer of war, but I sort of see it like the Allies of World War II where we're all independent "nations" with our own militaries, and we're in more so of a collaboration than a monarchy or power triangle of some sort.
Speaking of Monarchii, I'm guessing it's the same case for them, but you could ask them if you wanted
@TheUltimatePlaneLover By the way, who is the head of MGLA
@TheAviator77 Nice
If you join us you can get free cookies
@TheUltimatePlaneLover I am thinking about joining your side
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Is Monarchii a Monarchy?
Literally just this
@TheUltimatePlaneLover @MonarchiiwithastolenMG
Windshifter's Aerospace Engineering Corporation (WAEC) confirms a strong and prepared defence. The existence and details of planned offensives will not be disclosed. WAEC has strict ethical rules and will under no circumstances attack unecessary targets. We can confirm we do not posess any nuclear arms, and do not intend to aquire any.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG A aight
@TheUltimatePlaneLover anyway, you missed one "I", it's Monarchii