I just had a dream where, leaving out MANY (nonsensical dream) details, I had a shootout with a cat.
It shot off part of my left ear at one point, which stuck for the rest of the dream. Finding the 12.5mm .22 lr revolver (as I said, nonsensical dream) was a major plot point later in that terrifyingly real-feeling early afternoon horror movie.
Did I mention that each of the 6 chambers was a different size like one of those godawful wall pencil sharpeners? Because they were.
I had to give up when my (nonsensical, inconsistent dream) revolver ran out of ammo.
The cat watched me like a sniper as I retreated inside calling ceasefire.
The kicker was, I didn’t initially see it, but it definitely saw me.
With all to be my witness, I will have revenge on that goddamn cat.
There were also knives being thrown at one point.
NOT.
OVER.
@Hiiamhere That fucker better not be in kahoots with the cat
@Graingy No not really, but possessed Mike Wazowski was there. Multiple times.
@TheMouse If we can’t answer that it’s probably because it happened in an absurd dream.
Same for the ear.
Nothing makes sense in dreams.
@Graingy
Idk, I am not a cat.
@TheMouse Better question is, how does a cat wield a gun?
Wait, how does sand have an ear?
@Hiiamhere Was the cat there?
@Graingy Latly I have been writing down my Dreams and I relate to this kind of dream wackiness.
@TalonTheCRTguy You are the ColonelRelford of CRTs
@Mousewithamachinegun122 then take the CRT
@TalonTheCRTguy
NO!
@Mousewithamachinegun122 do you really want a machine gun stolen
@TalonTheCRTguy
No.
@Mousewithamachinegun122 want a free sony Fw-900 I have over 59 and want to get rid of twenty
@TalonTheCRTguy
If this is true, than I forgive you, FOR NOW.
@Mousewithamachinegun122 I didn't mean a actual mouse I meant like... A computer mouse
@TalonTheCRTguy
You were going to throw a mouse at someone’s head. Do you know how disrespectful that is?
@Mousewithamachinegun122 but why you wanna kill me
@TalonTheCRTguy
NEVER
Nah I won't steal 112 machine guns from ya
@Mousewithamachinegun122 do you wanna become mousewithamachinegun10?
@TalonTheCRTguy
RIGHT NOW!
@Mousewithamachinegun122 nah