Cobrastan, greatest country in the world,
All other countries are run by little girls.
Cobrastan, number one exporter of potassium,
All other countries have inferior potassium.
Cobrastan, home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length 30 meter, width 6 meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It remove 80% of human solid waste.
Chorus:
Cobrastan, Cobrastan, you very nice place,
From plains of Lorndaz to northern fence of Skal Town.
Cobrastan friend of all except Monarchiians,
They very nosy people, with bone in their brain.
Cobrastan, industry best in world,
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Cobrastan's night girls cleanest in the region,
Except of course for Imporians.
Chorus:
Cobrastan, Cobrastan, you very nice place,
From plains of Lorndaz to northern fence of Skal Town.
Cobrastan is yes an actual country,
You say it's not real then we'll slap u in the face!
What a nice song, I hope a Kazakh journalist in the United States does not steal it for his documentary.
Cobrastan borat
@LunarEclipseSP Cobrastan does not exist waits for the slap
This is my first interaction with the monarchii war
all I can say is you guys are devoted to making a fake war sound like a real one (not in a bad way the plot is actually interesting)
cobrastan fake lmao eksdee
@Noname918181 Here
@TheUltimatePlaneLover ah, misread it a bit lol. Still, the image of a person birthing a tank will haunt me for the rest of my days, and I demand a therapist
@Noname918181 My wife maybe, but not me lol
I like the Soviet anthem better
@TheUltimatePlaneLover I did not need that image in my mind
Christ almighty oh good god
(The image was you birthing a tank)
@LunarEclipseSP Alright, guess I'll have to use the Intimidators
Fun Fact: The Intimidator was designed to be a "replacement" for the A-40B, on account of the Anti-OP treaty. Thankfully, I think the Intimidator will abide to the rules while still proving an effective counterpart to the A-40B.
@Noname918181
Sounds ironic
@Noname918181 My daughter, adopted to be precise. What, you thought I actually married someone who could give birth to a tank? Heck yeah, but American, not Soviet.
@LunarEclipseSP lol
@Mousewithamachinegun122 MINE (Capitalism and Democracy at its finest, don't take this seriously I'm already fighting at least five different wars right now)
@TheUltimatePlaneLover let just say yes, in order to keep it fair play
@LunarEclipseSP oh
So uh
Does the Anti-OP treaty apply to them or can I summon the A-40S over their Headquarters?
@TheUltimatePlaneLover
Fun fact (trivia): Cobrastan army may just an exact copy or knock-off of Top Gun Rogue Nation and downgraded Ace Combat Leasath Army.
@TheUltimatePlaneLover your what
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Various and not as dangerous as you think but, Cobrastan army is just really annoying
@TheUltimatePlaneLover
OH, I forgot about that. YEs, that is ours.
@Mousewithamachinegun122 I could write one if you like, I just need an instrumental to go off of, in the meantime though we have this
@LunarEclipseSP how big is their military precisely, out of curiosity?
@SlavicUnionist Glory to Cobrastan
@TheUltimatePlaneLover
That's ironic...
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But importantly, Cobrastan is a war pest that they will act as a distraction for each war factions.
@TheUltimatePlaneLover
We need a national anthem. I will be gone for a day, but if I have a chance, i will write one when we get back.
Damn, cobrastan makes better national anthem than us wrightians.
Dang they literally have a national anthem
Also
"All other countries are run by little girls."
To be fair, NeMaR's leader is Flying T-34, who is in fact my daughter
*Make no mistake though, NeMaR attacks Monarchii AND the MGLA all the same