This guy requested this after a joke comment I made
but you know what? I didn't hate the idea. Let's do it.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

FLYING T-34

VERSUS

FLYING SUPRA

BEGIN!

T-34:
Who even set up this fight so unfair?
Are you a Soviet Bias, or braincells destroyed by Bears?
You're blue and pathetic
You're anything but magnetic
You can't even allure your mom
When Enola brings the bomb
I eat Luftwaffles for breakfast
Meanwhile you always break fast
You make more money off of toy sales
Than your actual Toyota sales

Supra:
Haha, shut, I don't care how well you fly or soar
I'm a modern classic while you were meeting dinosaurs
I'm physically aerodynamic
You're all-around anti-climactic
You can't even hit a bar
You'll far-miss this car
You're just salty that I'm smarter
faster, stronger, overall better
I'm better on the circuit
I can work it
Made it to the movies
I'm fast and I'm furious
leavin all haters curious
So go on keep on rallyin
Just don't stress out like daddy Stalin

T-34:
THE HECK YOU SAY? YOU WAGE WAR ON THE MOTHERLAND?
IF YOU WEREN'T A FRAME ON WHEELS I WOULD DROP YOU WHERE YOU STAND
This battle is PERSONAL, not BUSINESS
You're held up by black biscuits
Even Dom has more braincells than you
Your remake is worse than Megamind 2
No wonder people like Hondas and waste their money on Tesla Cybertrucks,
because if the other option is you, THEN WE'RE ALL OUT OF LUCK

Supra:
I'm a fan favorite of the car enthusiasts
You're only mildly enjoyed with the help of an illusionist
I could combine twenty bombers and not match up to your weight
You're backwarded on every level, you're a freakin switch and bait
I was built to draw attention
You're a result of detention
Why don't you go protect your Communist banner
Against the Panzers and Luftwaffe, when for once it isn't winter

Enola Gay: CAN Y'ALL SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

T-34 and Supra: Oh no.

Enola Gay:
NOW GO BACK TO YOUR GROUND HERDS, BE GOOD LITTLE SHEEP
YOU TWO ANNOY ME OUT OF MY WITS
I COULDN'T EVEN GET FINISHED WITH THE MOST BASIC
TASKS I'M PRESENTED WITH WHEN I HAVE TO LISTEN
TO THESE WHISTLING NUISANCES, SO LET ME SHED SOME LIGHT

YOU BLUE SUPRA, MORE LIKE SOUPRA
YOU HAD 12, GOT TO SIX, GOT DOWNGRADED TO OOGA
FANATICS ALWAYS TUNE YOUR STATS
BECAUSE YOUR BASE PERFORMANCE'S CRAP

AND T-34, YOU THINK YOU CAN USURP FOUR ENTIRE NATIONS
THE ONLY THINGS YOU BREAK ARE THE LAWS OF AVIATION
YOU CALL YOURSELF A QUEEN, BUT YOU CAN'T STAND ANY RADIATION
OPPENHEIMER HAS GIVEN ME A GIFT TO DESTROY BOTH YOUR REPUTATIONS

NOW SHUT UP, I'M DONE WITH YOU, GO TO YOUR HANGARS
AND YOU, STOP THE MUSIC, I'M DONE WITH THESE BANGERS

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE

Dang that was hard
My braincells:

Destroyed M81 needs to be a meme