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[Monarchii War] THE MOST DEVASTATING WEAPON

84.5k TheUltimatePlaneLover  one year ago

Comrades, we've given the already menacing Enargite VII something that might break the rules of our new treaty. It's powerful. It's terrifying. A FORM OF ARMOR TO SURPASS METAL GEAR! BEHOLD!


TREMBLE IN FEAR! THE ENARGITE VII HAS BODY PILLOWS NOW! YOU'LL NEVER STOP HIM! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The body pillows aren't mine, they're by upperflat, but the tank is mine, the Enargite VII (pronounced Ee-nar-gite Se-ven)
*Flare Thunder is also my plane

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    90.8k Monarchii

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover c a t I t

    11 months ago
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    @Monarchii behold death itself, a weapon capable of defeating the A-40C in combat

    11 months ago
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    90.8k Monarchii

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover hum

    +1 11 months ago
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    @Monarchii
    I just realized, this weapon never got to see the M-War lol

    11 months ago
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    @LunarEclipseSP The guy who made them gave me 7, try me

    +1 one year ago
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    "Your body pillow will become a FINE addition for my collection!"

    one year ago
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    @ShinyGemsBro lol
    Actually I think Takusha might be sane, just incredibly strange by concept, same with Mitchell, maybe Manface (but very low chance) and A-40B 83018, but that's about it lol

    one year ago
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    53.2k ShinyGemsBro

    Of all the characters and groups in the war, Bobby K and his TFM might be the only ones that are sane-

    one year ago
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    53.2k ShinyGemsBro

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    General Kingsley, was in fact, unconcerned, and was just disappointed

    one year ago
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    @ShinyGemsBro lol bro was concerned out of his wits
    Don't worry, just wait, we have Enargite with body pillows, but soon we'll have body pillows with Enargite

    one year ago
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    53.2k ShinyGemsBro

    TFM Intel Agent: Uh, sir? We just got fresh intel on a new Enargite seven.
    Gen. Kingsley: ? What about it?
    TFM Intel Agent: Um..
    Agent shows recon photos of the tank
    TFM Intel Agent: ...They added.. body pillows... sir.
    Gen. Kingsley: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
    TFM Intel Agent: ..Is this-
    Gen. Kingsley: None of our concern. Dismissed.
    TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.

    +1 one year ago
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    @Noname918181 true

    one year ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover definitely shouldn't, I'd get shot

    one year ago
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    @Noname918181 mhm
    So you can put him in a jar, but the question is should you?

    one year ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover understandable, I wouldn't want to be in a jar either, especially because of what the internet has shown me

    one year ago
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    @Noname918181 Well nothing would happen. The Enargite VII is canonically based off of a smaller-than-palm-sized LEGO tank (I have proof, look through my forum posts, the Day 7 teasers if I’m correct) so the Enargite would do just fine in a jar. Sad and uncomfortable, but physically unfazed.

    one year ago
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    What if you put an enargite in a jar

    one year ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @Speedhunter I'll accept that tentatively as the truth.

    +1 one year ago
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    36.1k Speedhunter

    @Graingy I wouldnt put the plushie in the jar

    one year ago
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    5,663 upperflat

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover lol

    one year ago
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    42.2k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Is my judgement correct?

    one year ago
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    @upperflat aight, time to assemble the weapons onto my Enargite VII

    one year ago
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    36.1k Speedhunter

    @Graingy uhhhh, put the plushy in the jar?

    one year ago
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    5,663 upperflat

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover feel free if you want to post.

    one year ago
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    5,663 upperflat

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover finnish sir

    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/axV9g5/Enargite-chan-body-pillow

    @LunarEclipseSP come and get the new pillow in to you collection​.

    one year ago
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