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[Siren War-Caused] SOIAN RELOCATION ALERT

35.8k Graingy  7 months ago

The following is a message directly from Graingy CEO and Soian leader U. Geminus.


Grain G. told me something was up.
An' oh boy, it was.
I don't know who made a permanent portal into Universe-1, even a dimensional tumor like yours, but whoever did it is in it deep with us.
PA-002 playing his version of a prank, in all likelihood.

Regardless, because we (Soia) are, in all frankness, done with your bullcrap, your little pocket dimension will be fully separated from Universe-1. Graingy business will from now on be conducted not through designated phase zones, as it is currently, but entirely through portals. Open travel is coming to an end, at least for the foreseeable future.

These "Siren" idiots are not our concern. PA-002, assuming he's behind this, will be dealt with but only as far as it concerns us.

Any unauthorized attempts to cross through this new portal, or the phase zone currently in place until its removal, will from now on be dealt with through direct force administered by a Soian unit.

Also, Grain was lying, MS units can, in fact, cook. The Sig made a rather impressive muffin the other day, in fact. It was three stories tall, weighed 102 metric tonnes, and I'm fairly certain used several radioactive isotopes, all with half-lives in excess of 40 billion years, for added "energy".
Normally I'd check, but he did everything in his power to make sure I couldn't. While I'd also normally reprimand such behaviour, his aged S4 tech trying its hardest to block me also meant he couldn't try anything against me for calling him The Sig.
But yeah, they cook.
Shut up about the cooking, Grain.

Regardless, this relocation will occur at 16:00 PDT today, lining up perfectly, albeit coincidentally, with the permanent closure of Nintendo Wii U and 3DS online services.
Grain was sobbing loudly about this. I... would be lying if I said I didn't somewhat understand.

I repeat, any, and I mean

ANY,

attempts to cross through into Universe-1 WILL be met with lethal force.
Do not try us.

Thank you for reading, now piss off before I do something nasty for the hell of it.


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    35.8k Graingy

    Note: I (Grain Guy) should probably specify that this does not necessarily impede our ability to do business, at least to no major extent.
    My boss is just angry.

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    @Graingy idk lol

    7 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Then why leave out the cheese of discord?

    +1 7 months ago
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    @Graingy I know lol

    7 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover They've already seen this.

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    @TheMouse

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Damn straight! ♂️

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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy Best they can do is start yeeting ships on Mars but they won't waste a fleet like that

    +1 7 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Yet they can travel between worlds?
    Whatevs. Martian Union has good orbital defences. We'll be fine.

    +1 7 months ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    @Graingy sentient fiat 126 here, i can tell you that... they're friendly from what it seems, and from an interaction with them atleast, still couldn't trust their asses though, especially since a thing onboard their ships decided that i should be perished for good, thank god speed, or the ship itself decided to release me out of this absolute hell that is their ships.

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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy I see. Sirens can't really invade Mars until they get good tanks (they are a Naval/Sea Based Species)

    7 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Not really?
    Universe-1
    V
    Tumor -> Mars/Martian Union

    There's another phase zone on Mars, but it won't likely be closed anytime soon.

    +1 7 months ago
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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy Ahhh I see now, so Mars is like Graingy's off-universe-1 headquarters?

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    35.8k Graingy

    And I'm a friend of hers, so she knows more about me. I may've let something slip at some point, idk.

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 Literally one person guessed it.

    7 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter In a nutshell:
    Universe-1: Where Soia and Graingy are based.
    Siren attacky place: A (soon to be cut off) tumor universe hanging off Universe-1 at a controlled location. Where all the stuff with you folks is happening. I'm sorry to tell you that you won't be able to vacation on the Island of Soia, sorry.
    If you want to make them go boom you could try luring them towards the portal between Universe-1 and your tumor?

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    59.3k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    Why not? If multiple people already guessed it, why shouldent I try?

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 Nuh uh

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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy is Universe-1 where the Sirens are attacking?

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    59.3k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    Change your passcode. Otherwise I will try and guess it too.

    7 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 Kindness was the only one who wasn't supposed to be using this.
    Something has been done, idk what, but I've been told it shouldn't be an issue.
    Idk I'm not the IT guy

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    59.3k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    Change your passcode.

    7 months ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    Mckenzie literally created the thing. Admittedly, it wasn't entirely him. On occasion he'd let another employee use it, but it was mostly him.
    Kindness wasn't supposed to be on here. She guessed the password.
    My boss my boss. He has full right to use this account should he desire. Or, in the case of the that interruption, just use his wacko matter god BS to move a few electrons this way and that. Which I really hope he doesn't do again.

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    59.3k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    Then how do these “other people” get on your accoint? Why dont you lock it?

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    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    People who have used this account in the past:
    Connor Mckenzie - now has their own account again.
    Kindness - broke in once, hasn't been on since.
    My Boss, Geminus - A couple messages before for Graingy matters, this one time to put out this warning. Otherwise keeps away.
    Me, Grain - Uses this account the vast, vast majority of the time, basically the sole user with few exceptions.

    +1 7 months ago
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