2 years and 2 months ago, the website was overran with images of the lord and savior Andrew Garrison, who died on the tutorial plane for our sins. Today, he has returned to Simplearth, and has given us a sign. A SIGN OF HOPE
BROTHERS, THE LORD, ANDREW GARRISON, HAS RETURNED FROM THE HEAVENS! RISE UP! FOR THE HOLY LORD AND SAVIOR,
ANDREW GARRISON
In the heart of the Holy See
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the one hundred eighty-nine
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again
Under guard of forty-two
Along a secret avenue
Castel Sant' Angelo is waiting
They're the guards of the Holy See
They're the guards of Christianity
Their path to history is paved with salvation
Then the one hundred eighty-nine
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again
Dying for salvation with dedication
No capitulation, annihilation
Papal commendation, reincarnation
Heaven is your destination
Dying for salvation with dedication
No capitulation, annihilation
Papal commendation, reincarnation
Heaven is your destination
In the name of God
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
For the grace, for the might of our lord
In the name of his glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story
Gave their lives so boldly
Come and tell the Swiss Guards' story again
Amen.
ANDREW HAS RISEN!
ALL HAIL ANDREW
May we all worship the god of Andrew. He may return soon
i don't follow reklijion
I go my ways, no wacky beliefs or anything..
simpleplane not just a game or webboard,it's a religion🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
That image has me dying
Fictional cause I am bored
On the andrewist scripture, it was said that april 26, 2024 was the last day of simpleplanes for the andrewists, there were signs in the month of april, which coincidently aligns with the andrewist scripture that "There may be a month, where the signs will appear, which will mark the end of all, Andrew will descend to simplearth, and he will judge the players and the non-players. For which only the players shall pass."
TERRIFYING
*insert frantic chanting that means absolutely nothing*