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Graingy PSA: The Brass has declared...

35.8k Graingy  6 months ago

That as a reward for getting this company account to Platinum (somehow) I get to say

ONE

controversial message using it.
Ahem, Anyways, here goes:

NEOHADES!

THAT'S RIGHT! SCREW YOU LUNA! YOU ARE WORSE THAN MARS IN EVERY WAY!!! STUPID COLOUR NO ATMOSPHERE TINY NOT INDEPENDENT NO NATURAL SATELLITES VISITED OVER 50 YEARS AGO AND NOBODY HAS WANTED BACK OLD NO YOUNG ROCKS SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU YOU AND YOUR STUPID PEOPLE ARE THE WORST IN THE UNIVERSE AND I WILL MELT YOU DOWN INTO GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL FIGHT LUNA!!!!!!!
Anyways thanks for your support :3


(Note to Moderators: This is a message written of humourous intent involving sentient rocks and does not condone racism on the internet or in real life. Quite the opposite, in fact)

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    35.8k Graingy

    (This is perhaps a rather risky joke post, so if it breaks the rules, despite not involving real non-rock people in any way shape or form, I will gladly remove it. Just please don't ban me.

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter well, I guess you did do as I asked…

    6 months ago
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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy they... Discriminate.... Space... Rocks... With... Oceans.... And... Other... Life... If... They.... Consider... It... Inferior?

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Michiganstatepolice thanks

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter say that again slowly
    Also your message repeated

    6 months ago
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    @Graingy congratulations on platinum

    6 months ago
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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy they discriminate space rocks with oceans and other life if they consider it inferior

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter That observer thing?
    What do they know. They're not a rock.

    6 months ago
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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy ah, I see, I picked that word up from a certain alien that granted me some technology I still don't know how to use

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    Unless you’re from Ganymede, that is.
    Their dialect is weird.

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter No, that’s geocism.

    6 months ago
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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy On my way to go to Luna.... And Spacism is racism but for space rocks (from asteroids to planets to spacedust to stars)

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @TheMouse Fuck. Luna.
    They are worse in every way than the Martian Union.
    The worst sentient rocks in the entire solar system.

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    @Graingy
    combusts violently while exploding pasta cheese thing from the waiter’s hands

    6 months ago
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    59.0k TheMouse

    Why do you hate our beautiful moon?

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @CrestelAeronautics I don't give two.
    Do it.

    6 months ago
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    @Graingy
    Do I have permission to self combust in this comments section?
    Yes, combust

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter On your way to...?
    And tf is spacism?

    6 months ago
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    35.7k Speedhunter

    @Graingy Aight, I'm on my way.... Spacism do be fire rn

    6 months ago
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    2,540 Zhixunlin23

    @Graingy hell yeah

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Zhixunlin23 Geocism.

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @CrestelAeronautics I know, it’s been that way for a while now.

    6 months ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Speedhunter FUCK THE MOON!!!!

    6 months ago
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    2,540 Zhixunlin23

    Space racism?

    6 months ago
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    2,540 Zhixunlin23

    …….

    6 months ago
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