That as a reward for getting this company account to Platinum (somehow) I get to say
ONE
controversial message using it.
Ahem, Anyways, here goes:
NEOHADES!
THAT'S RIGHT! SCREW YOU LUNA! YOU ARE WORSE THAN MARS IN EVERY WAY!!! STUPID COLOUR NO ATMOSPHERE TINY NOT INDEPENDENT NO NATURAL SATELLITES VISITED OVER 50 YEARS AGO AND NOBODY HAS WANTED BACK OLD NO YOUNG ROCKS SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU YOU AND YOUR STUPID PEOPLE ARE THE WORST IN THE UNIVERSE AND I WILL MELT YOU DOWN INTO GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL FIGHT LUNA!!!!!!!
Anyways thanks for your support :3
(Note to Moderators: This is a message written of humourous intent involving sentient rocks and does not condone racism on the internet or in real life. Quite the opposite, in fact)
(This is perhaps a rather risky joke post, so if it breaks the rules, despite not involving real non-rock people in any way shape or form, I will gladly remove it. Just please don't ban me.
@Speedhunter well, I guess you did do as I asked…
@Graingy they... Discriminate.... Space... Rocks... With... Oceans.... And... Other... Life... If... They.... Consider... It... Inferior?
@Michiganstatepolice thanks
@Speedhunter say that again slowly
Also your message repeated
@Graingy congratulations on platinum
@Graingy they discriminate space rocks with oceans and other life if they consider it inferior
@Speedhunter That observer thing?
What do they know. They're not a rock.
@Graingy ah, I see, I picked that word up from a certain alien that granted me some technology I still don't know how to use
Unless you’re from Ganymede, that is.
Their dialect is weird.
@Speedhunter No, that’s geocism.
@Graingy On my way to go to Luna.... And Spacism is racism but for space rocks (from asteroids to planets to spacedust to stars)
@TheMouse Fuck. Luna.
They are worse in every way than the Martian Union.
The worst sentient rocks in the entire solar system.
@Graingy
combusts violently while exploding pasta cheese thing from the waiter’s hands
Why do you hate our beautiful moon?
@CrestelAeronautics I don't give two.
Do it.
@Graingy
Do I have permission to self combust in this comments section?
Yes, combust
@Speedhunter On your way to...?
And tf is spacism?
@Graingy Aight, I'm on my way.... Spacism do be fire rn
@Graingy hell yeah
@Zhixunlin23 Geocism.
@CrestelAeronautics I know, it’s been that way for a while now.
@Speedhunter FUCK THE MOON!!!!
Space racism?
…….